New Bengals Nicknames

[*bfine32*]

The most important thing about the new rookies is assigning them the correct nicknames (Shut up Mr. Nicknames are silly). So what you got:

John (Boss JR) Ross
Joe "Pimp Hand" Mixon
Jordan "J WIll" Willis
Carl "The Truth" Lawson
Jake "Easy Money" Elliott
Mason "Ogre" Schreck.

What ya got? (Shut up Mr. Nicknames are silly)*******










*****Disclaimer: I know nicknames are "earned".

[Luvnit2]

"Smokin "Joe Mixon

[GodFather]

John "Hittin' The Sauce" Ross

Joe "Slap N Tickle" Mixon

Jordan "What You Talkin' Bout" Willis

Carl "Sip Of Sunshine" Lawson

Jake "Not Gonna Missy" Elliott

"Jackie" Mason Schreck

[TKUHL]

Has anyone else noticed that 7 of the 11 players we selected names begin with a J.

[*bfine32*]

(05-02-2017, 09:29 PM)TKUHL Wrote: Has anyone else noticed that 7 of the 11 players we selected names begin with a J.

The "Who Jays"

[PDub80]

(05-02-2017, 08:50 PM)bfine32 Wrote: The most important thing about the new rookies is assigning them the correct nicknames (Shut up Mr. Nicknames are silly). So what you got:

John (Boss JR) Ross
Joe "Pimp Hand" Mixon
Jordan "J WIll" Willis
Carl "The Truth" Lawson
Jake "Easy Money" Elliott
Mason "Ogre" Schreck.

What ya got?  (Shut up Mr. Nicknames are silly)*******










*****Disclaimer: I know nicknames are "earned".

"Dianna"  (but only if he's hurt a lot)

"Smokin" Joe Mixon (because of the hay-maker)

"Talkin Bout" Willis

  Law Dog

(ET Voice) "Elllllliot" - And then when he is kicking a field goal everyone says it and points their finger towards him or the TV like E.T.

 "Schreck". 

[guyofthetiger]

Joe Mixon should be called "The Brady Punch"

[*psychdoctor*]

(05-02-2017, 08:50 PM)bfine32 Wrote: The most important thing about the new rookies is assigning them the correct nicknames (Shut up Mr. Nicknames are silly). So what you got:

John (Boss JR) Ross
Joe "Pimp Hand" Mixon
Jordan "J WIll" Willis
Carl "The Truth" Lawson
Jake "Easy Money" Elliott
Mason "Ogre" Schreck.

What ya got?  (Shut up Mr. Nicknames are silly)*******










*****Disclaimer: I know nicknames are "earned".

How do you have time to come up with this stuff?  They are all great. 

[TKUHL]

John "The Rocket" Ross
Johnny Rocket
Roadrunner Ross
Toss to Ross

Joe "The Hitman" Mixon
Joe "Bam Bam" Mixon
TKJoe Mixon
Joe "Macho" Mixon
Bazooka Joe Mixon
Joe Mama Mixon
Joe "Pinto Bean" Mixon
Joe "Frazier" Mixon
Joe Mayweather Mixon
Joe Fistin Mixon
Joe "The Sandman" Mixon
Joe "Rick James" Mixon
Joe Mixon it up

Josh "Daylight Come And I Wanna Go" Malone
Marvin Jones Clone Malone
Josh "Leave Me" Malone
The Drone Malone
End Zone Malone- I really like this one best.
Here I Go Again On Malone
Malone in the dark
Malone with you
Better Off Malone
I Drink Malone- Ok this sounds bad
Goal Post Malone
Red Zone Malone- Ok I like this one too.

[coachmcneil71]

Joe "Quick Hitter" Mixon or as we call him at my place. Punk Ass *****!

[TKUHL]

Adam "Docket Rocket" Jones

[Cure4CF]

(05-02-2017, 10:13 PM)PDub80 Wrote: (ET Voice) "Elllllliot" - And then when he is kicking a field goal everyone says it and points their finger towards him or the TV like E.T.

I think I would laugh every time if that caught on@ the stadium. The fam would probably join in @ home as well.

[PDub80]

(05-03-2017, 12:11 AM)Cure4CF Wrote: I think I would laugh every time if that caught on@ the stadium.  The fam would probably join in @ home as well.

I would LOVE it!

I am going to do it every time he kicks a PAT or field goal. I will encourage others to do so.

If everyone did it at the stadium it would be like at college basketball games when opponents shoot free throws. Only, a calming effect would wash over Elllllllliot as he kicked the FG. 

[masterpanthera_t]

Joe "I'm not a crook" Mixon

[Goalpost]

Joe 'Rocky' Mixon

[TKUHL]

(05-03-2017, 01:17 AM)Goalpost Wrote: Joe 'Rocky' Mixon

It is kinda ironic he was drafted the year the draft was held on....the Rocky Steps...Oh Yea Coincidence, I think not.

[TKUHL]

All Malone In The End Zone

I really think we should stick with Josh "End Zone" Malone or Josh "Red Zone" Malone. I think one will catch on.

[TKUHL]

(05-03-2017, 12:29 AM)masterpanthera_t Wrote: Joe "I'm not a crook" Mixon

Ahhhh I see what you did there, Nixon reference. Nice.

[BonnieBengal]

We've already been calling John Ross "The Flash". He earned it by breaking speed records at the combine. The others will have to wait and earn theirs.

[sonofstat]

(05-02-2017, 08:59 PM)GodFather Wrote: John "Hittin' The Sauce" Ross

Joe "Slap N Tickle" Mixon

Jordan "What You Talkin' Bout" Willis

Carl "Sip Of Sunshine" Lawson

Jake "Not Gonna Missy" Elliott

"Jackie" Mason Schreck

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