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New Bengals Nicknames
#21
(05-03-2017, 12:17 AM)PDub80 Wrote: I would LOVE it!

I am going to do it every time he kicks a PAT or field goal. I will encourage others to do so.

If everyone did it at the stadium it would be like at college basketball games when opponents shoot free throws. Only, a calming effect would wash over Elllllllliot as he kicked the FG.  Hilarious

you should absolutely do that!   ThumbsUp

If they could get the kit guys to put some LED's in his kicking shoe so it lit up just before he kicked that would be sweet too!
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#22
(05-02-2017, 11:29 PM)TKUHL Wrote: John "The Rocket" Ross
Johnny Rocket
Roadrunner Ross
Toss to Ross

Joe "The Hitman" Mixon
Joe "Bam Bam" Mixon
TKJoe Mixon
Joe "Macho" Mixon
Bazooka Joe Mixon
Joe Mama Mixon
Joe "Pinto Bean" Mixon
Joe "Frazier" Mixon
Joe Mayweather Mixon
Joe Fistin Mixon
Joe "The Sandman" Mixon
Joe "Rick James" Mixon
Joe Mixon it up

Josh "Daylight Come And I Wanna Go" Malone
Marvin Jones Clone Malone
Josh "Leave Me" Malone
The Drone Malone
End Zone Malone- I really like this one best.
Here I Go Again On Malone
Malone in the dark
Malone with you
Better Off Malone
I Drink Malone- Ok this sounds bad
Goal Post Malone
Red Zone Malone- Ok I like this one too.

I laughed at a lot of these, but then I had a vision of the old 70s cartoon "The Roadrunner" and thought how funny it would be if whenever John Ross catches a bomb and leaves a DB in his dust, they would play the theme song from Roadrunner and show an old excerpt from the cartoon where the Roadrunner goes "beep beep" and takes off and pool Wyle E. Coyote get left standing still with a sad look on his face.

Starts at 1:06.  Probably not the best clip. 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3pTFYBL96ZY

And the song:  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k9aoVRKeyZs

I like the Roadrunner Ross!!!
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#23
John "Like a Boss" Ross
Joe "Shifting" Mixon
Jordan "J Will" Willis (cool with this)
Carl "Law Dog" Lawson (liked this one)
Josh "End Zone" Malone (this is my favorite)
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#24
(05-03-2017, 06:46 AM)BonnieBengal Wrote: We've already been calling John Ross "The Flash".  He earned it by breaking speed records at the combine.  The others will have to wait and earn theirs.

I know it is a different Flash (Gordon), but I would love to just hear "Flash!  Ahhhhaaaaa" over the loud speakers when he scores.

I like the nickname Flash
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"Debo" Joe Mixon

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(05-03-2017, 08:55 AM)SHRacerX Wrote: I laughed at a lot of these, but then I had a vision of the old 70s cartoon "The Roadrunner" and thought how funny it would be if whenever John Ross catches a bomb and leaves a DB in his dust, they would play the theme song from Roadrunner and show an old excerpt from the cartoon where the Roadrunner goes "beep beep" and takes off and pool Wyle E. Coyote get left standing still with a sad look on his face.

Starts at 1:06.  Probably not the best clip. 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3pTFYBL96ZY

And the song:  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k9aoVRKeyZs

I like the Roadrunner Ross!!!

Thanks. I thought about Beep Beep Ross or just Beep Beep but dont think the younger generation get it.
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#27
(05-02-2017, 08:59 PM)GodFather Wrote: John "Hittin' The Sauce" Ross

Joe "Slap N Tickle" Mixon

Jordan "What You Talkin' Bout" Willis

Carl "Sip Of Sunshine" Lawson

Jake "Not Gonna Missy" Elliott

"Jackie" Mason Schreck

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Zac Taylor 2019-2020: 6 total wins
Zac Taylor 2021-2022: Double-digit wins each season, plus 5 postseason wins
Zac Taylor 2023: 9 wins despite losing Burrow half the season
Zac Taylor 2024: Started 1-4. If he can turn this into a playoff appearance, it will be impressive.

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(05-03-2017, 08:55 AM)SHRacerX Wrote: I laughed at a lot of these, but then I had a vision of the old 70s cartoon "The Roadrunner" and thought how funny it would be if whenever John Ross catches a bomb and leaves a DB in his dust, they would play the theme song from Roadrunner and show an old excerpt from the cartoon where the Roadrunner goes "beep beep" and takes off and pool Wyle E. Coyote get left standing still with a sad look on his face.

Starts at 1:06.  Probably not the best clip. 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3pTFYBL96ZY

And the song:  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k9aoVRKeyZs

I like the Roadrunner Ross!!!

That would be hilarious. Roadrunner whatcha gonna do, Roadrunner he catches it your through. Man haven't heard that song in a long time.
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#29
(05-03-2017, 09:03 AM)SHRacerX Wrote: I know it is a different Flash (Gordon), but I would love to just hear "Flash!  Ahhhhaaaaa" over the loud speakers when he scores.

I like the nickname Flash

Another good idea. They can get so creative this year.
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#30
(05-02-2017, 08:50 PM)bfine32 Wrote: The most important thing about the new rookies is assigning them the correct nicknames (Shut up Mr. Nicknames are silly). So what you got:

John (Boss JR) Ross
Joe "Pimp Hand" Mixon
Jordan "J WIll" Willis
Carl "The Truth" Lawson
Jake "Easy Money" Elliott
Mason "Ogre" Schreck.

What ya got?  (Shut up Mr. Nicknames are silly)*******










*****Disclaimer: I know nicknames are "earned".


John Ross is "The Flash".

Quit it with pimp hands Bfine lol, seriously made me laugh though. Hilarious

Jordan "Don't call me Julius Peppers" Willis

Carl "The Law" Lawson

Jake "Right down the Middle" Elliott

Mason "Don't crack one off like that" Schreck
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#31
I only got names for the first 2 picks for obvious reasons.
Blaze and Haymaker.Thats what I'm calling them Anyways
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#32
How about Jake "Not exactly Eziekel " Elliot??

Bazooka Joe and End Zone Malone are my favorites so far
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#33
(05-03-2017, 01:51 AM)TKUHL Wrote: Ahhhh I see what you did there, Nixon reference. Nice.

there you go.  

On a side note, I think I missed a trick here.  I should have called him Joe "I'm not a crook, but I got a right hook" Mixon.
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#34
(05-02-2017, 09:29 PM)TKUHL Wrote: Has anyone else noticed that 7 of the 11 players we selected names begin with a J.

This draft was brought to you by the Letter J

that was the big hole we filled on draft day
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#35
This one's for you Shake.

Jake " 'n Make" Elliott Or Jake "The Make" Elliott

Carl "I'm the Law son!" Lawson
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#36
(05-03-2017, 09:03 AM)SHRacerX Wrote: I know it is a different Flash (Gordon), but I would love to just hear "Flash!  Ahhhhaaaaa" over the loud speakers when he scores.

I like the nickname Flash

Good idea!  I can hear that song in my head now.
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#37
I know this is mostly tongue-in-cheek, but "End Zone" Malone sound like something straight out of a 1950's football movie.

I love it.
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#38
Since Mixon is supposed to be showing how much he has changed his nickname should be "Re-Mixon".
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#39
(05-03-2017, 12:39 PM)masterpanthera_t Wrote: Carl "I'm the Law son!" Lawson

"I'm Carla, son!"
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(05-03-2017, 12:29 PM)masterpanthera_t Wrote: there you go.  

On a side note, I think I missed a trick here.  I should have called him Joe "I'm not a crook, but I got a right hook" Mixon.

Lol or Joe " The crook with a Hook" Mixon.
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