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[*rfaulk34*]

I'm calling my shot right now. I'm not ***** playing this stupid ***** game again next year. Period. Not doing it. And if the Bengals come out and **** up againt the Steelers, you won't see me around this board any more. I'm about that close to saying **** you to the entire ***** NFL, it's so ***** mind numbingly NOT FUN. 

I feel like a gambling addict that just keeps thinking that the next hand is the big one and just can't ***** stop. Only i'm ready to walk away from the table. **** all these bitchass ***** retards.

[BobJones4980]

(11-24-2024, 07:45 PM)rfaulk34 Wrote: I'm calling my shot right now. I'm not ***** playing this stupid ***** game again next year. Period. Not doing it. And if the Bengals come out and **** up againt the Steelers, you won't see me around this board any more. I'm about that close to saying **** you to the entire ***** NFL, it's so ***** mind numbingly NOT FUN. 

I feel like a gambling addict that just keeps thinking that the next hand is the big one and just can't ***** stop. Only i'm ready to walk away from the table. **** all these bitchass ***** retards.

You said the same thing last season, I'll see you next year 

Also your still in first place for now and probably locked into the playoffs.

Also that trade of ours has been pretty underwhelming for both of us.

[*rfaulk34*]

(11-24-2024, 07:59 PM)BobJones4980 Wrote: You said the same thing last season, I'll see you next year 

Also your still in first place for now and probably locked into the playoffs.

Also that trade of ours has been pretty underwhelming for both of us.

Stupid shit ass ***** game. 

To your point, no. I'm done. 

Write it in stone. Commish, Asscommish, start taking applications. I'm DONE with this game and i will not be playing it in any shape form or fashion anywhere ever again. 

I'm in first place by sheer luck. 2nd lowest scoring team and i'm only there by extremely lucky matchups. That ends in the playoffs. 2 game lead before the games started last week to the 4th seed this week. I should be about 3-8 right now, without the luck. Every ***** guy i play turns into a ***** pumpkin as soon as i put them in the lineup.

Hill? Tua throws 4 tds. None to Hill. 
Ridley? #1 receiver and Will "shithead" Levis throws long tds to everyone else. 
Walker? Not even in the lineup on goalline situations. 
McCaffery? Injured all year and traded. 
Evans? starts off good then gets hurt and out 4 weeks. traded.
Cooper? falls off a cliff this year. traded.
White? traded for him in a time share and he gets outscored x2 this week. 
Williams? Scores 20 on my bench last week, 9 points this week.
Andrews? takes half a ***** year to start putting up any meaningful points. 

I'm a single point player scoring ***** machine. My high points for the YEAR is 114. Every 50/50 decision actually = 0/100 choice. If a player is hot and i get them in the lineup, they go ice cold. Cold players get benched and they go off. It's been the same old song and dance for 15 years and i'm done with it. The only reason i decided to play again this year is because i won this league and lost the championship in my work league. I should have known better but the NFL is like a ***** drug and i need rehab, bad. 

This game can go suck a big fat ***** dick and choke on it. 

[*rfaulk34*]

P.S. One.Single.*****.Touchdown.Scored.This.Week.So.Far.



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[BobJones4980]

(11-24-2024, 08:22 PM)rfaulk34 Wrote: Stupid shit ass ***** game. 

To your point, no. I'm done. 

Write it in stone. Commish, Asscommish, start taking applications. I'm DONE with this game and i will not be playing it in any shape form or fashion anywhere ever again. 

I'm in first place by sheer luck. 2nd lowest scoring team and i'm only there by extremely lucky matchups. That ends in the playoffs. 2 game lead before the games started last week to the 4th seed this week. I should be about 3-8 right now, without the luck. Every ***** guy i play turns into a ***** pumpkin as soon as i put them in the lineup.

Hill? Tua throws 4 tds. None to Hill. 
Ridley? #1 receiver and Will "shithead" Levis throws long tds to everyone else. 
Walker? Not even in the lineup on goalline situations. 
McCaffery? Injured all year and traded. 
Evans? starts off good then gets hurt and out 4 weeks. traded.
Cooper? falls off a cliff this year. traded.
White? traded for him in a time share and he gets outscored x2 this week. 
Williams? Scores 20 on my bench last week, 9 points this week.
Andrews? takes half a ***** year to start putting up any meaningful points. 

I'm a single point player scoring ***** machine. My high points for the YEAR is 114. Every 50/50 decision actually = 0/100 choice. If a player is hot and i get them in the lineup, they go ice cold. Cold players get benched and they go off. It's been the same old song and dance for 15 years and i'm done with it. The only reason i decided to play again this year is because i won this league and lost the championship in my work league. I should have known better but the NFL is like a ***** drug and i need rehab, bad. 

This game can go suck a big fat ***** dick and choke on it. 

Live footage from rfaulks living room after checking his fantasy scores :



This is fantasy man, your one year removed from a championship and a playoff team again. Who knows your luck might turn and you get hot in the playoffs so just relax 

[*rfaulk34*]

(11-24-2024, 08:33 PM)BobJones4980 Wrote: Live footage from rfaulks living room after checking his fantasy scores :



This is fantasy man, your one year removed from a championship and a playoff team again. Who knows your luck might turn and you get hot in the playoffs so just relax 

**** the NFL right in the ass with a barbed wire bat. And **** every stupid game they create based off of it that does nothing but piss me off every single ***** week. And **** courtland sutton with a goal post while we're at it.

[*Synric*]

Saquon went off...

[TecmoBengals]

(11-25-2024, 09:00 AM)Synric Wrote: Saquon went off...

I had QB1, RB1, 2 WRs, and TE1 on the bye week, but it wouldn't have mattered if they played. I got Barkley'ed!

[Tiger Teeth]

(11-24-2024, 08:53 PM)rfaulk34 Wrote: **** the NFL right in the ass with a barbed wire bat. And **** every stupid game they create based off of it that does nothing but piss me off every single ***** week. And **** courtland sutton with a goal post while we're at it.

Let's clean up the language, ****** ******!

[TecmoBengals]

(11-24-2024, 08:53 PM)rfaulk34 Wrote: **** the NFL right in the ass with a barbed wire bat. And **** every stupid game they create based off of it that does nothing but piss me off every single ***** week. And **** courtland sutton with a goal post while we're at it.

[kevin]

9 teams still in the hunt.  3 good teams that can beat any of the other 9 and play spoiler.  3 early games Thursday Thanksgiving for players to decide who is ready 4 days after Sunday, Such a I have Montgomery, but banged up it could be mostly Gibbs Thanksgiving Day. That means I would use Chase Brown instead, but can Bengals run on Steelers Defense ?  The problems of banged up players on Thursday Games.  

9 teams in the hunt, 6 play-0ff spots, 3 teams playing spoiler, 3 Thanksgiving games, 2 regular season weeks left, and a partridge in a pear tree.

Now Wednesday night, Montgomery wants to play against his old team Bears, and Detroit Coach wants to play him.  So I go with my top draft picks at RB, Mixon and Montgomery.  I'm not sure Bengals can run on Steelers, but I have until Sunday to put Chase Brown in WR-TE-RB slot or not.  I have to question if Bengals can block one of the best run defenses in NFL. 

[kevin]

(11-20-2024, 08:08 AM)Tiger Teeth Wrote:

This crying guy needs posted again for all the crying posts by Made You Cry.  See, you made this dude cry for you also.  Unless this guy in picture just ate too much Thanksgiving and is ready to barf. If this guy is ready to barf up Thanksgiving food at the end of this, I feel sorry for anybody standing in front of him. ...Maybe this guy combined Black Out Wednesday with Thanksgiving Thursday big meal, and that would bring tears and blowing chunks across the room....He kind of looks like Cool Hand Luke trying to eat the last of 50 hard boiled eggs, and he's about ready to spray egg salad. 

[Tiger Teeth]

(11-27-2024, 12:50 PM)kevin Wrote: This crying guy needs posted again for all the crying posts by Made You Cry.  See, you made this dude cry for you also.  Unless this guy in picture just ate too much Thanksgiving and is ready to barf. If this guy is ready to barf up Thanksgiving food at the end of this, I feel sorry for anybody standing in front of him. ...Maybe this guy combined Black Out Wednesday with Thanksgiving Thursday big meal, and that would bring tears and blowing chunks across the room....He kind of looks like Cool Hand Luke trying to eat the last of 50 hard boiled eggs, and he's about ready to spray egg salad. 

[coachmcneil71]

Detroit's D had been playing very well at home. Led me to bench Caleb Williams. The move was looking prophetic after the 1st half. Second half, he went off! He's definitely starting to adjust to NFL speed. Sux for me! Great for Kev!

The staggered game schedule this week is killing me as well. I have 3 starters that may not play because of injury, but they won't be designated out until the weekend. I have Pacheco coming off of IR today at LV with KO being at 2 pm Central time. Puts me in a tight spot. If I had of been paying attention and known that it was going to work out this way I would have pretty much had to play Williams yesterday.

Damn that crazy fantasy foosball!

[Tiger Teeth]

Tension in the air, boys.

[*Synric*]

[coachmcneil71]

(12-01-2024, 09:53 AM)Tiger Teeth Wrote: Tension in the air, boys.

No tension for me today. My team is going down like Pamela Anderson on Tommy Lee's boat!

[kevin]

(12-01-2024, 01:15 PM)coachmcneil71 Wrote: No tension for me today. My team is going down like Pamela Anderson on Tommy Lee's boat!

You will probably be in play-offs again.  I've been in last place in this league a lot.  I needed this trip to the play-offs to redeem myself.  To those thinking Championship, I may not get there with you, but I think I've finally made it to the play-offs.  For my past years, that is a huge step up. 

You put up a lot of points Coach McNeil.  I'm just lucky I had a a good week, because you put up points.  I just got Lucky for a change.  You know how it works, I struggled scoring last week, and scored high this week with mostly the same players.  Luck plays into this.  In 2022 and 2023, I had no Luck in this league, only bad luck. 

I will say that I had a QB score a TD passing and a TD running on the same play.  Josh Allen in a fluke play is only the second player to ever do it, and the other was way before computers or Fantasy Leagues.  In the snow he threw it, and somehow in the snow it got batted back to him and he went into the end zone.  Collinsworth laughed about Fantasy points on that one.  He had Josh Allen and laughed at getting a passing TD and a running TD on the same play for Josh Allen.  A play that almost never happens, but you see strange things in snow games.

[Tiger Teeth]

I need 12 points out of Will Lutz tonight, or it's no playoffs. Lol

[TecmoBengals]

Edit: when do the 2025 fantasy rankings come out?