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[Tiger Teeth]

(11-04-2016, 10:54 AM)Shake n Blake Wrote: Good. Now you can stop pretending you have the best team. :andy:

Half my team's on a bye week.  All my best players.  Good planning, huh?  

[CageTheBengal]

(11-04-2016, 11:41 AM)Tiger Teeth Wrote: Half my team's on a bye week.  All my best players.  Good planning, huh?  

Same I got Brady, D.Johnson, Eifert and White all on a bye.

I will crack up if i win this week.

[*bfine32*]

(10-23-2016, 10:09 PM)bfine32 Wrote: I am phat at RB, but I need a QB. Anybody game?

Never mind; someone cut Big Ben. I'm good. Let me know if you need a RB3 I have about 3 of them and getting to drop one for a WR. 

[HarleyDog]

My team is tanking. Argh!

[*bfine32*]

Looks like the old bull has made his way down to the pasture.

[*bfine32*]

(10-05-2016, 02:20 AM)Wes Mantooth Wrote: This league needs more smack talk.  I'll try to get some going...

Going off of two years of worth data, I've come to the conclusion that Bfine is terrible at fantasy football.  

What's my nut sack smell like? The cream is rising to the top. 

[Shake n Blake]

(11-15-2016, 11:54 AM)bfine32 Wrote: What's my nut sack smell like? The cream is rising to the top. 

Damn. Now that's some brutal smack. Take it easy bfine. 

[CageTheBengal]

(11-15-2016, 12:10 PM)Shake n Blake Wrote: Damn. Now that's some brutal smack. Take it easy bfine. 

This is the first time he feels like a winner give him a break. He's new to it.

[CageTheBengal]

Here are the updated standings for lurkers....

Tiger Teeth clinches a playoff spot



                                Record  Points For   Points Against   Streak
1. *Tiger Teeth             9-1       1271.76           564.50                W-1
2. Shake N Blake         7-3        1221.74           1105.96              L-2
3. bfine32                   6-4        1192.86           1177.70              W-3
4. Toast Jones            6-4        1093.60          1030.22                L-1
5. CageTheBengal       5-5        1351.96          1295.48                W-1
6. Vas Defense            5-5       1143.50           1128.58               W-2
7. Bengal Dude            4-6       1215.30           1200.06               W-2
8. Wolfkaosaun           4-6       1201.06           1233.54                L-2
9. Johnny Cupcakes    4-6       1149.54            1232.36               L-3
10. Sunset Bengal       4-6      1069.44            1174.50              L-4
11. Mr.Rager               3-7      1156.50            1227.90               L-5
12. Harley Dog            3-7      1038.64           1180.38                 L-1

[Tiger Teeth]

(11-15-2016, 12:38 PM)CageTheBengal Wrote: Here are the updated standings for lurkers....

Tiger Teeth clinches a playoff spot



                                Record  Points For   Points Against   Streak
1. *Tiger Teeth             9-1       1271.76           564.50                W-1
2. Shake N Blake         7-3        1221.74           1105.96              L-2
3. bfine32                   6-4        1192.86           1177.70              W-3
4. Toast Jones            6-4        1093.60          1030.22                L-1
5. CageTheBengal       5-5        1351.96          1295.48                W-1
6. Vas Defense            5-5       1143.50           1128.58               W-2
7. Bengal Dude            4-6       1215.30           1200.06               W-2
8. Wolfkaosaun           4-6       1201.06           1233.54                L-2
9. Johnny Cupcakes    4-6       1149.54            1232.36               L-3
10. Sunset Bengal       4-6      1069.44            1174.50              L-4
11. Mr.Rager               3-7      1156.50            1227.90               L-5
12. Harley Dog            3-7      1038.64           1180.38                 L-1

[*bfine32*]

(11-15-2016, 12:38 PM)CageTheBengal Wrote: Here are the updated standings for lurkers....

Tiger Teeth clinches a playoff spot



                                Record  Points For   Points Against   Streak
1. *Tiger Teeth             9-1       1271.76           564.50                W-1
2. Shake N Blake         7-3        1221.74           1105.96              L-2
3. bfine32                   6-4        1192.86           1177.70              W-3
4. Toast Jones            6-4        1093.60          1030.22                L-1
5. CageTheBengal       5-5        1351.96          1295.48                W-1
6. Vas Defense            5-5       1143.50           1128.58               W-2
7. Bengal Dude            4-6       1215.30           1200.06               W-2
8. Wolfkaosaun           4-6       1201.06           1233.54                L-2
9. Johnny Cupcakes    4-6       1149.54            1232.36               L-3
10. Sunset Bengal       4-6      1069.44            1174.50              L-4
11. Mr.Rager               3-7      1156.50            1227.90               L-5
12. Harley Dog            3-7      1038.64           1180.38                 L-1

Look at that team with the 3 game winning streak getting hot at the right time. Thanks to whoever dropped Big Ben. I was hurting at QB.

[CageTheBengal]

(11-15-2016, 03:51 PM)bfine32 Wrote: Look at that team with the 3 game winning streak getting hot at the right time. Thanks to whoever dropped Big Ben. I was hurting at QB.

That was a head scratcher for sure.

[Wes Mantooth]

(11-15-2016, 11:54 AM)bfine32 Wrote: What's my nut sack smell like? The cream is rising to the top. 

Gross. Go flirt elsewhere.

[Wes Mantooth]

(11-15-2016, 04:48 PM)CageTheBengal Wrote: That was a head scratcher for sure.

That was me, but it was complicated and a screw up. Someone else drafted him and had him, and dropped when he got hurt. I was kinda shocked when I saw him there and snagged him. I didn't even need him but I did it more to block anyone from getting him. Anyhoo, I had a late scratch and had to  fill a spot. I grabbed Sanu in a panic and it wouldn't let me get him until he cleared waivers. I thought I canceled the claim but I guess I didn't save it.

So I got no points, and still had to drop him. I knew that assclown dudesarefine would grab him because he drafted qb's like Helen Keller sang and danced. 

You're welcome, bfine!

[Wes Mantooth]

Well, it's official. The lineup I'm submitting is the world's worst fantasy lineup off all time. When your whole team is Julio Jones, Matt Ryan and Devonta Freeman and they're on bye you're kinda screwed.

[Shake n Blake]

(11-17-2016, 02:13 AM)Wes Mantooth Wrote: Well, it's official. The lineup I'm submitting is the world's worst fantasy lineup off all time. When your whole team is Julio Jones, Matt Ryan and Devonta Freeman and they're on bye you're kinda screwed.

It's ok buddy, you'll be my slump buster.  :andy:

[Wes Mantooth]

(11-17-2016, 02:34 AM)Shake n Blake Wrote: It's ok buddy, you'll be my slump buster.  :andy:

Oh, great. I get to play one of the best teams in the league too. This should work out real well. 

I shouldn't complain. It's a God damn miracle I'm over .500. My team is a turd sandwich.

[CageTheBengal]

(11-17-2016, 02:10 AM)Wes Mantooth Wrote: That was me, but it was complicated and a screw up. Someone else drafted him and had him, and dropped when he got hurt. I was kinda shocked when I saw him there and snagged him. I didn't even need him but I did it more to block anyone from getting him. Anyhoo, I had a late scratch and had to  fill a spot. I grabbed Sanu in a panic and it wouldn't let me get him until he cleared waivers. I thought I canceled the claim but I guess I didn't save it.

So I got no points, and still had to drop him. I knew that assclown dudesarefine would grab him because he drafted qb's like Helen Keller sang and danced. 

You're welcome, bfine!

I forgot you had him on your squad at one point I was referring to the first cut after he got injured for a whole 2-3 weeks.

[Shake n Blake]

(11-17-2016, 02:54 AM)Wes Mantooth Wrote: Oh, great. I get to play one of the best teams in the league too. This should work out real well. 

I shouldn't complain. It's a God damn miracle I'm over .500. My team is a turd sandwich.

Honestly it's all about punching your ticket to the playoffs. 2 of the best fantasy teams I've ever had (including this league last year) lost in the first round of the playoffs. Meanwhile I've had some teams that squeaked in and won it all.

[Wes Mantooth]

Brilliant move by me to pick up Tim Hightower. I could've curled up into a ball and accepted a loss. But no, I improvised and made an ingenius waiver claim. Kudos to me!