Dear Message Board Posters

[RICHMONDBENGAL_07]

(05-26-2015, 09:28 PM)Bengalzona Wrote: Dear Confused yet Intrigued,

Many people question their gender identity at some point in their live. This perfectly natural. Take SCS, for example. Sort of an on-going thing with him. No need to be confused. Feel free to explore!

Signed,
I Don't Know What "tssss" Means Either

Dear I Don't know what "tssss" means either

Does SCS prefer the term "him" or "her", I noticed you use "him".

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Still intrigued

[*rfaulk34*]

(05-26-2015, 09:28 PM)Bengalzona Wrote: Dear Confused yet Intrigued,

Many people question their gender identity at some point in their live. This perfectly natural. Take SCS, for example. Sort of an on-going thing with him. No need to be confused. Feel free to explore!

Signed,
I Don't Know What "tssss" Means Either

Dear I Don't Know What "tssss" Means Either,

It's the sound SCS makes when he's "peeling the banana".

Signed,
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

[*jason*]

I think the "tsss" was like the Dog Whisperer's correction of misbehaving dogs...

[Murdock2420]

Dear Thread,

Please return to the front page of Klotsch where you belong. Perhaps more people will take part in the festivities of old and we can once more have a 300 page thread to necro in the offseason and waste countless hours at work rereading.

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Work is really over-rated.

[SunsetBengal]

(05-27-2015, 12:13 AM)rfaulk34 Wrote: Dear I Don't Know What "tssss" Means Either,

It's the sound SCS makes when he's "peeling the banana".

Signed,
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

Dear, ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

I could never imagine witnessing SCS peeling the banana, let's hope that image remains in your mind.

Signed,
Showing SCS's wife that a hard man is good to find

[*rfaulk34*]

(06-01-2015, 09:05 PM)SunsetBengal Wrote: Dear, ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

I could never imagine witnessing SCS peeling the banana, let's hope that image remains in your mind.

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Showing SCS's wife that a hard man is good to find

Dear, Showing SCS's wife that a hard man is good to find

My grandfather relayed the information to me once, while he was drunk in a bar.

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I just burned my brain so that harrowing image would never return

[Bengalzona]

(06-01-2015, 09:20 PM)rfaulk34 Wrote: Dear, Showing SCS's wife that a hard man is good to find

My grandfather relayed the information to me once, while he was drunk in a bar.

Signed, 
I just burned my brain so that harrowing image would never return

Dear I just burned my brain so that harrowing image would never return,

There is an easier way. Just visit our very own BOTD thread!

Signed,
Shameless Plugger

[Beaker]

(06-02-2015, 12:07 AM)Bengalzona Wrote: Dear I just burned my brain so that harrowing image would never return,

There is an easier way. Just visit our very own BOTD thread!

Signed,
Shameless Plugger

Dear Shameless Plugger,

You mean visit our very own BTOD thread!

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Mods need to fix that shit

[*rfaulk34*]

(06-02-2015, 12:59 AM)Beaker Wrote: Dear Shameless Plugger,

You mean visit our very own BTOD thread!

Signed,
Mods need to fix that shit

Dear Mods need to fix that shit

I was able to change the title of my thread in The Media Vault by editing the OP.

Signed, 
The Board Maester

[CINwillWIN]

(06-02-2015, 01:22 AM)rfaulk34 Wrote: Dear Mods need to fix that shit

I was able to change the title of my thread in The Media Vault by editing the OP.

Signed, 
The Board Maester

Dear The Board Maester,

Tssssss

You will go blind if you don't get it under control...

Signed,
Concerned from a distance so I don't get Spunked

[Murdock2420]

(06-02-2015, 12:07 AM)Bengalzona Wrote: Dear I just burned my brain so that harrowing image would never return,

There is an easier way. Just visit our very own BOTD thread!

Signed,
Shameless Plugger

Dear Shameless Plugger,

   But once upon a time you told me that my issues where from all the "whacking"

Signed,

   Megan Fox still gives rosy palms.

[Bengalzona]

(06-02-2015, 02:08 AM)Murdock2420 Wrote: Dear Shameless Plugger,

   But once upon a time you told me that my issues where from all the "whacking"

Signed,

   Megan Fox still gives rosy palms.

Dear Megan Fox still gives rosy palms,

Perhaps I was wrong.

Affectionately,

Why Do You Think They Now Call Me the Shameless "Plugger"?

[SteelCitySouth]

(06-02-2015, 12:07 AM)Bengalzona Wrote: Dear I Don't Know What "tssss" Means Either, Still intrigued, ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww, Showing SCS's wife that a hard man is good to find, and I just burned my brain so that harrowing image would never return.

Try not to spend all day with my balls in all your mouths.

Signed,
T-Baggn' err-one

[Tiger Teeth]

Dear T-Baggn' err-one,


Does this imply that you have five testes?




Signed,


I think it does and we need to cash in on your nads

[Cure4CF]

Dear I think it does and we need to cash in on your nads,

We wouldn't get much.

Signed,

His mom already tried.

[Murdock2420]

(06-02-2015, 02:21 AM)Bengalzona Wrote: Dear Megan Fox still gives rosy palms,

Perhaps I was wrong.

Affectionately,

Why Do You Think They Now Call Me the Shameless "Plugger"?

Dear Why Do You Think They Now Call Me the Shameless "Plugger"

  Located in Surprise AZ, and a Plugger.... Surprise Plugging, isn't that what Ben likes to do in Georgia Bathrooms to co-eds?

Signed,

   Not bending over in front of any of you.

[Bengalzona]

(06-03-2015, 01:12 AM)Murdock2420 Wrote: Dear Why Do You Think They Now Call Me the Shameless "Plugger"

  Located in Surprise AZ, and a Plugger.... Surprise Plugging, isn't that what Ben likes to do in Georgia Bathrooms to co-eds?

Signed,

   Not bending over in front of any of you.

Dear Not bending over in front of any of you,

Remember, there is a big difference between kneeling down and bending over.

Signed,

The Surprise Plugger

[Beaker]

(06-03-2015, 01:29 AM)Bengalzona Wrote: Dear Not bending over in front of any of you,

Remember, there is a big difference between kneeling down and bending over.

Signed,

The Surprise Plugger

Dear Surprise Plugger,

'll get on my knees if you get on your elbows.

Signed,

Hold still while I get my feet set