11-11-2017, 09:22 PM
Great news Pistons, you've been traded to the Browns MB. Have fun!
Edit: Never mind, the paperwork fell through. Sorry Pistons.
Edit: Never mind, the paperwork fell through. Sorry Pistons.
I've wasted my prime message board posting years on the Bengals...
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11-11-2017, 09:22 PM
Great news Pistons, you've been traded to the Browns MB. Have fun!
Edit: Never mind, the paperwork fell through. Sorry Pistons.
11-11-2017, 10:05 PM
11-11-2017, 10:27 PM
(11-11-2017, 10:05 PM)THE PISTONS Wrote: I don't know. Derron Smith was pretty happy to sign there. He was probably just happy to not be on a practice squad because of a backup kicker.
11-11-2017, 11:03 PM
(11-11-2017, 12:26 AM)THE PISTONS Wrote: I'm a HOF caliber poster. If this were a Steelers or Cowboys board I'd be there already. I just checked PFPF (pro football posting focus, duh), and your posting grade is 75.6 And i cannot BELIEVE bfine hasn't posted this yet. "The measure of a man's intelligence can be seen in the length of his argument."
11-11-2017, 11:26 PM
(11-10-2017, 11:38 PM)THE PISTONS Wrote:Not to mention all the time we've wasted reading your posts.
11-12-2017, 12:13 AM
11-12-2017, 01:18 AM
11-12-2017, 03:57 AM
(11-12-2017, 01:18 AM)THE PISTONS Wrote: We have no baseline to compare this statement to. They were solid white pants.
11-12-2017, 12:04 PM
The good news is that the Brown family isn't going to send goons to your home to break your legs if you quit being a fan of this team. They will however send subliminal messages through games on TV telling you that failure to comply will make your penis smaller.
Edit..more good news. It doesn't really matter if the team wins or loses. By winning the only compensation fans get is the right to go 'yey' and nothing else. That and $2.50 will maybe get you a cup of really shitty coffee at Dennys.
In the immortal words of my old man, "Wait'll you get to be my age!"
Chicago sounds rough to the maker of verse, but the one comfort we have is Cincinnati sounds worse. ~Oliver Wendal Holmes Sr.
11-12-2017, 12:17 PM
(11-11-2017, 12:26 AM)THE PISTONS Wrote: I'm a HOF caliber poster. If this were a Steelers or Cowboys board I'd be there already. If you were a draft pick, you would have my sympathy. But being a UDFA, you had the option of signing elsewhwere. And we all know you had MANY offers, so it was your fault you signed on here. The fault is on you. If you had been a team message boarder, we could've been something. The board had faith in you, but you just had to be a malcontent and board disruption. Some things were easy to look away, but some of the antics were too big to overlook. Things like changing you name to Pisto Cinco just create a distraction that brings the whole board down. All we want to do is come in and make a good post. Instead we have reporters like Owczarski lurking around Jungle Noise for inside scoops as to how your antics were dividing the virtual locker room. We could have been a Super Bow caliber board. But it was YOU, my friend, who wasted OUR prime posting years, not the other way around.
11-12-2017, 12:39 PM
(11-12-2017, 12:04 PM)grampahol Wrote: The good news is that the Brown family isn't going to send goons to your home to break your legs if you quit being a fan of this team. They will however send subliminal messages through games on TV telling you that failure to comply will make your penis smaller. You've just rationalized that 2nd sentence. There are no subliminal messages.
11-12-2017, 01:42 PM
(11-12-2017, 12:39 PM)THE PISTONS Wrote: You've just rationalized that 2nd sentence. There are no subliminal messages. I've been complying for 45 years, and the ladies love that I have!
11-12-2017, 06:39 PM
If this is your prime I can not wait to see your declining years....joking
11-12-2017, 07:50 PM
Usually I like your posts, but how many threads are you gonna make tonight dude?
11-12-2017, 07:53 PM
On a Steelers or Cowboys board I'd be applauded for my volume.
Here the fans have been so beaten down by losing that I'm the problem.
11-12-2017, 08:25 PM
I've always thought of you as a lunch-pail type with a very high motor. Wait, you are white...right?
The training, nutrition, medicine, fitness, playbooks and rules evolve. The athlete does not.
11-12-2017, 08:27 PM
(11-12-2017, 08:25 PM)Shake n Blake Wrote: I've always thought of you as a lunch-pail type with a very high motor. Wait, you are white...right? Lmao top class commentary on how fans describe certain players.
11-12-2017, 08:30 PM
(11-12-2017, 08:25 PM)Shake n Blake Wrote: I've always thought of you as a lunch-pail type with a very high motor. Wait, you are white...right? If not he's a real class act. Just a true athlete. Or maybe a firecracker, just a real passionate guy. ____________________________________________________________
11-12-2017, 08:36 PM
(11-12-2017, 08:30 PM)TheLeonardLeap Wrote: If not he's a real class act. Just a true athlete. He's scrappy. Sneaky athletic posting ability. A gamer. Very gritty with good fundamentals.
The training, nutrition, medicine, fitness, playbooks and rules evolve. The athlete does not.
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