Here are some interesting stats for ya....Son of Paul

[*bengalfan74*]

(12-01-2017, 08:02 PM)SunsetBengal Wrote: It's alright, Harley.  We can't have derailed the thread any worse than how Mike Brown has derailed all of his father's work.

I was drunk the day my mom, got out of prison.

[SunsetBengal]

(12-01-2017, 08:33 PM)bengalfan74 Wrote: I was drunk the day my mom, got out of prison.

See, some might wonder why my mind wanders to these old country songs, in a thread about Mike Brown being a poor football team owner.  But the fact of the matter is, being a fan of the Bengals under his tenure is much like the misery described in many of these old country music songs.

[BengalsRocker]

(12-01-2017, 08:46 PM)SunsetBengal Wrote: See, some might wonder why my mind wanders to these old country songs, in a thread about Mike Brown being a poor football team owner.  But the fact of the matter is, being a fan of the Bengals under his tenure is much like the misery described in many of these old country music songs.

Gotta Who Dey sticker on my truck but I don't give a f*** cause my team's owned by a asshole!

[SunsetBengal]

(12-01-2017, 09:04 PM)BengalsRocker Wrote: Gotta Who Dey sticker on my truck but I don't give a f*** cause my team's owned by an old asshole!

Fixed it for the melody..  

[J24]

Mike's winning percentage was 28% prior to Marvin.

[HarleyDog]

(12-01-2017, 08:02 PM)SunsetBengal Wrote: It's alright, Harley.  We can't have derailed the thread any worse than how Mike Brown has derailed all of his father's work.

Great Scott! Your right Sunset!

[CornerBlitz]

I wasn't surprised by any of those statistics. The Bengals were a complete and utter joke prior to Marvin and seemed to be heading in that direction again.

[Shake n Blake]

Best thread I've read in awhile. I'm not even a big country fan, but these are some all-time great tunes.

[THE PISTONS]

All my exes live in Texas.

And so does the team that beat Marvin in the playoffs twice.

[Shake n Blake]

(12-02-2017, 12:01 AM)THE PISTONS Wrote: All my exes live in Texas.

And so does the team that beat Marvin in the playoffs twice.

The Steelers? 

(I know, the Texans. I just find it even more sad that 2 teams have beaten Marvin twice in the playoffs)

[bengalguy71]

(12-01-2017, 10:11 AM)Wyche Wrote: While responding in another thread, I looked up some numbers on Son of Paul....they're pretty eye opening...even worse than I thought.  Copied and pasted:

Not a stat, but told everyone Sam Wyche resigned when the reality was, he fired him.  This was his first act as "GM".


7 winning seasons in 26 years


Roughly a .418 winning % (actually dramatically improved under Merv, or it's probably in the 30s, Merv has a .543 %)


In 2008, the Bengals set a record for the most games needed under one specific owner to attain 100 wins (288).


In 2010, the team set a record for the fewest games needed to lose 200 (both considering and not considering playoffs) under one specific owner (314).



 It is the only team with three nine-game-or-more losing streaks during his tenure.



Also holds six of the twenty-five 0-6 starts (24%)



Four of the thirteen 0-8 starts (31%) 



Bengals have gone winless in October nine different times in twenty-two years under five different head coaches



0-7 in playoffs


The second lowest winning % in a decade in all of professional sports history. (were #1 until Detroit went 0-16 in their abyss)


 

Plus this:

1970 - 1990  PB

Bengals vs Steelers
W    L
21   20   (14 of these losses came in the 1970s when Steelers were at the top of their game)

1991 - 2017  MB
Bengals vs Steelers
W    L
13   40

[SunsetBengal]

(12-02-2017, 12:01 AM)THE PISTONS Wrote: All my exes live in Texas.

And so does the team that beat Marvin in the playoffs twice.

Mamas don't let your babies grow up to be Bengal fans...

[StoneTheCrow]

He’ll live longer than Monty Burns.

[BengalsRocker]

(12-02-2017, 09:11 AM)SunsetBengal Wrote: Mamas don't let your babies grow up to be Bengal fans...

I hear the Steelers comin', they're rollin' round the bend.

And I ain't seen a playoff win since I don't know when.

[Interceptor]

[HarleyDog]

Mikies in the graveyard, Burficts in the pen!

[HarleyDog]

(12-02-2017, 10:15 AM)BengalsRocker Wrote: I hear the Steelers comin', they're rollin' round the bend.

And I ain't seen a playoff win since I don't know when.

We're stuck in Cincinnati, and time keeps dragging on
As those losses keep compiling, all my hopes are gone


Well when I was just a baby my mama told me son
If you root for Cincinnati our relationship is done
Then Burfict tackled Bell,  just to watch him die
When I see them flags a flyin' I hang my head and I cry


Well I'll bet rich Mikies eatin' in some fancy dining car
Probably counting all his money and smokin' big cigars
Well I know I had it comin' I know I can't be free
That bastard keeps a breathing' that's what tortures me

[BengalsRocker]

(12-02-2017, 10:47 AM)HarleyDog Wrote: We're stuck in Cincinnati, and time keeps dragging on
As those losses keep compiling, all my hopes are gone


Well when I was just a baby my mama told me son
If you root for Cincinnati our relationship is done
Then Burfict tackled Bell,  just to watch him die
When I see them flags a flyin' I hang my head and I cry


Well I'll bet rich Mikies eatin' in some fancy dining car
Probably counting all his money and smokin' big cigars
Well I know I had it comin' I know I can't be free
That bastard keeps a breathing' that's what tortures me

Niiiiice!

It really would be cool to hear someone perform an actual parody of Folsom to convey our plight!

[*bengalfan74*]

(12-02-2017, 10:47 AM)HarleyDog Wrote: We're stuck in Cincinnati, and time keeps dragging on
As those losses keep compiling, all my hopes are gone


Well when I was just a baby my mama told me son
If you root for Cincinnati our relationship is done
Then Burfict tackled Bell,  just to watch him die
When I see them flags a flyin' I hang my head and I cry


Well I'll bet rich Mikies eatin' in some fancy dining car
Probably counting all his money and smokin' big cigars
Well I know I had it comin' I know I can't be free
That bastard keeps a breathing' that's what tortures me

Awesome Harley !

[THE PISTONS]

How sad is it that we've hyped up beating the Steelers to some Super Bowl like level of achievement?

I mean, the Bears beat them this year! The Bears!