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he or she is potentially immortal
he or she survives on the blood of others
he or she has the strength of twenty men
he or she can shape-shift into the form of a wolf or a bat
he or she can appear as mist or elemental dust
he or she has no reflection in a mirror
he or she casts no shadow
he or she has hypnotic power over his victims
he or she can turn victims into vampires
But on the other hand, he does have limitations:
he or she may not enter a household unless he is invited in
he or she loses his supernatural powers during daylight hours
he or she must sleep on the soil of his native land
he or she can cross running water only at the slack or the flood of the tide
he or she is repelled by garlic and holy symbols (crucifix, holy wafer)
he or she can be destroyed by driving a stake through his heart and decapitating him
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(08-06-2015, 10:58 PM)Marlon23 Wrote: he or she is potentially immortal
he or she survives on the blood of others
he or she has the strength of twenty men
he or she can shape-shift into the form of a wolf or a bat
he or she can appear as mist or elemental dust
he or she has no reflection in a mirror
he or she casts no shadow
he or she has hypnotic power over his victims
he or she can turn victims into vampires
But on the other hand, he does have limitations:
he or she may not enter a household unless he is invited in
he or she loses his supernatural powers during daylight hours
he or she must sleep on the soil of his native land
he or she can cross running water only at the slack or the flood of the tide
he or she is repelled by garlic and holy symbols (crucifix, holy wafer)
he or she can be destroyed by driving a stake through his heart and decapitating him
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(08-06-2015, 10:58 PM)Marlon23 Wrote: he or she is potentially immortal
he or she survives on the blood of others
he or she has the strength of twenty men
he or she can shape-shift into the form of a wolf or a bat
he or she can appear as mist or elemental dust
he or she has no reflection in a mirror
he or she casts no shadow
he or she has hypnotic power over his victims
he or she can turn victims into vampires
But on the other hand, he does have limitations:
he or she may not enter a household unless he is invited in
he or she loses his supernatural powers during daylight hours
he or she must sleep on the soil of his native land
he or she can cross running water only at the slack or the flood of the tide
he or she is repelled by garlic and holy symbols (crucifix, holy wafer)
he or she can be destroyed by driving a stake through his heart and decapitating him
Well I see someone's a Bram Stoker fan.
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Lots of info, but the only important thing is cup size
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Ummmm. .. I would probably need a pic posted to go along with that list.
Dating is pretty noncommittal, so if she was hot enough. I might with some ground rules.
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(08-07-2015, 12:01 AM)Benton Wrote: Lots of info, but the only important thing is cup size
Yes,this info would be helpful
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Thanks ExtraRadiohead for the great sig
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No, but I'd hook up with a female werewolf!
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(08-06-2015, 10:58 PM)Marlon23 Wrote: he or she is potentially immortal
he or she survives on the blood of others
he or she has the strength of twenty men
he or she can shape-shift into the form of a wolf or a bat
he or she can appear as mist or elemental dust
he or she has no reflection in a mirror
he or she casts no shadow
he or she has hypnotic power over his victims
he or she can turn victims into vampires
But on the other hand, he does have limitations:
he or she may not enter a household unless he is invited in
he or she loses his supernatural powers during daylight hours
he or she must sleep on the soil of his native land
he or she can cross running water only at the slack or the flood of the tide
he or she is repelled by garlic and holy symbols (crucifix, holy wafer)
he or she can be destroyed by driving a stake through his heart and decapitating him
Vampires die in the sunlight not like those twilight movies.
I would date a vampire if they made me a vampire.
And as far as dying by stake to the heart or decapitation that applys to everyone lol
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Nope. I would be too scared every time she went down on me. That would take all the fun right out of it.
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I would think that dating a female vampire would make receiving oral, as risky proposition..
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(08-07-2015, 11:44 AM)Beaker Wrote: Nope. I would be too scared every time she went down on me. That would take all the fun right out of it.
(08-07-2015, 11:45 AM)SunsetBengal Wrote: I would think that dating a female vampire would make receiving oral, as risky proposition..
There is a lot of blood rushing down there during fellatio.
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(08-07-2015, 01:22 PM)fredtoast Wrote:
HIT
You would hit a dude?
If that's the way you swing then good for you.
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(08-07-2015, 11:30 AM)XenoMorph Wrote: And as far as dying by stake to the heart or decapitation that applys to everyone lol
Very true...lol
hadn't thought about that
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Hell, why not? I've done worse. I think the ex was some sort of nocturnal being. She hated garlic. That should have been my first clue.
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he or she may not enter a household unless he is invited in - seems like the power to hypnotize victims is a loophole
he or she loses his supernatural powers during daylight hours - good to know, but I'll never see a sexy vamp at the beach in her bikini
he or she must sleep on the soil of his native land - this is a real plus having the bed to yourself and no one to hog the covers
he or she can cross running water only at the slack or the flood of the tide - seems like a non-issue
he or she is repelled by garlic and holy symbols (crucifix, holy wafer) - Unfortunately I do like spaghetti and LOVE garlic bread
he or she can be destroyed by driving a stake through his heart and decapitating him - this poses a problem if you choose to murder her instead of divorce
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(08-07-2015, 11:45 AM)SunsetBengal Wrote: I would think that dating a female vampire would make receiving oral, as risky proposition..
For women during their period, on the other hand...
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(08-07-2015, 11:30 AM)XenoMorph Wrote: Vampires die in the sunlight not like those twilight movies.
This could be helpful in the event you decide you want to break up first.
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