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Complete and total change is the only thing that will make a difference......in the end.
Meaning Mike Brown will also have to step aside, really this time, and hire a true GM who has total control.
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(12-06-2017, 01:50 PM)jason Wrote: ...."Oh there he is... Come here Paulie. It's my pleasure to introduce the new head coach of the Cincinnati Bengals... Paul Beauregard Guenther". *Party whistle sound*... Orange and black confetti fall.
Followed shortly after with, "Kevin Coyle has been re-signed and will take over the DC role while Hue Jackson has been signed as the team's new OC. Hayes, Simmons, Haslett, Urban, and Alexander are all re-signed to resume their same roles. Ken Zampese is back as the team's QB coach once again."
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Zac Taylor 2019-2020: 6 total wins
Zac Taylor 2021-2022: Double-digit wins each season, plus 5 postseason wins
Zac Taylor 2023: 9 wins despite losing Burrow half the season
Zac Taylor 2024: Started 1-4. If he can turn this into a playoff appearance, it will be impressive.
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(12-06-2017, 01:55 PM)bengalfan74 Wrote: Complete and total change is the only thing that will make a difference......in the end.
Meaning Mike Brown will also have to step aside, really this time, and hire a true GM who has total control.
Yeah...but people don't get that. They don't realize that it's going to be hard for any coach to succeed here.
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(12-06-2017, 01:58 PM)THE PISTONS Wrote: Yeah...but people don't get that. They don't realize that it's going to be hard for any coach to succeed here.
Right,
Promoting a turd we have now or bringing in Johnny Umpteescratch from outside is going to make little to no difference in the end !
We need a drastic wholsale change, complete new culture. And that has to start with the burgermeister himself - Mikey. Then we also need the entire current coaching staff released and a couple players shown the door.
This team is in dire need of a complete new direction !
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(12-06-2017, 02:10 PM)bengalfan74 Wrote: Right,
Promoting a turd we have now or bringing in Johnny Umpteescratch from outside is going to make little to no difference in the end !
We need a drastic wholsale change, complete new culture. And that has to start with the burgermeister himself - Mikey. Then we also need the entire current coaching staff released and a couple players shown the door.
This team is in dire need of a complete new direction !
Yes! We lose games because of culture...because we're used to losing. We can't even hold a 17 point lead.
Yet a lot of fans think we're 1 or 2 breaks away from a Super Bowl run.
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(12-06-2017, 01:58 PM)THE PISTONS Wrote: Yeah...but people don't get that. They don't realize that it's going to be hard for any coach to succeed here.
I don't buy into the fact that Lewis has ruined Gunther or Lazor or anyone else that has coached under him. Zimmer shows that. Each should be judged on their own merit.
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(12-06-2017, 01:50 PM)jason Wrote: ...."Oh there he is... Come here Paulie. It's my pleasure to introduce the new head coach of the Cincinnati Bengals... Paul Beauregard Guenther". *Party whistle sound*... Orange and black confetti fall.
While I know many want complete turnover I would actually be okay with Guenther getting a shot.
Complete and total change may equal years of rebuilding and futility.
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More like Lewis announces his retirement.
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(12-06-2017, 05:10 PM)CKwi88 Wrote: More like Lewis announces his retirement.
Effective four years from now.
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(12-06-2017, 01:50 PM)jason Wrote: ...."Oh there he is... Come here Paulie. It's my pleasure to introduce the new head coach of the Cincinnati Bengals... Paul Beauregard Guenther". *Party whistle sound*... Orange and black confetti fall.
The only “Paulie” who Mike Brown would hire as head coach is Paul Alexander.
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