BREAKING: Paul Alexander hired

[Rattler]

[Fan_in_Kettering]

(01-09-2018, 04:35 PM)Rattler Wrote:

That’s so mean! Why am I laughing? Why can’t I stop?

[*Wyche'sWarrior*]

(01-09-2018, 04:42 PM)Fan_in_Kettering Wrote: That’s so mean!  Why am I laughing?  Why can’t I stop?

fred clicked with wild, reckless abandon to return to tell us all "told ya the rest of the league respected Piano Man"......only to see this sad, pathetic display.

[SunsetBengal]

(01-09-2018, 04:35 PM)Rattler Wrote:

See, I always took Paul as more of a Dunkin' Donuts kind of guy.

[Big Boss]

The title of this thread literally killed me. I'm dead now.

[phil413]

(01-09-2018, 05:12 PM)SunsetBengal Wrote: See, I always took Paul as more of a Dunkin' Donuts kind of guy.

He then but bread in the charity jar, as the clerk asked "man what are you doing here"?

[McC]

(01-09-2018, 04:35 PM)Rattler Wrote:

How about the little dude looking at him thinking if that's what Ronald McDonald looks like, take me to Burger King?

[*Nate (formerly eliminate08)*]

Scary shit Rattler.

[leonardfan40]

You gave me a minor heart attack. Thanks for that smh

[StoneTheCrow]

He’ll be trying to push sales for the Big n’ Tasty and McPizza over the Big Mac.

[Rattler]

[BrownAssClown]

I heard PA was interviewing for the busboy position at Dave Shulas' steakhouse, but lost out to Daves' brother Mike when he suddenly became available.

[*Go Cards*]

Fooled and thought we rehired him somehow.

Whew !

[Bengalpool]

Another good reason to stay away from McDs.

[Sabretooth]

Maybe coal miners in other countries could use PA to safety check mine shafts for gas, instead of risking a canary.

[Rattler]

(01-10-2018, 07:36 AM)Sabretooth Wrote: Maybe coal miners in other countries could use PA to safety check mine shafts for gas, instead of risking a canary.

You reckon his fat head and ass would fit down them holes?  

[Rattler]

What does GTFO mean?  

[Sabretooth]

(01-10-2018, 03:09 PM)Rattler Wrote: You reckon his fat head and ass would fit down them holes?  

Maybe have to use a gigantic industrial size padded stick( like when loading cannon balls and powder down a cannon ) .

[BURROWorBUST]

He's probably locked up in GITMO in a cell with Dennis Hastert.

[740Bengal]

The funny thing is, when I saw this thread, my first thought was "LOL, by who? McDonalds!?" Then I open and see that.. Hahaha literally losing it right now. hah.