Greatest Movie Quotes ever

[Interceptor]

[Ben Richards]

"MEDIOCRE"

[*Wyche'sWarrior*]

In honor of the Fury Road.....from the original:



"The chain in those handcuffs is high-tensile steel. It'd take you ten minutes to hack through it with this. Now, if you're lucky, you could hack through your ankle in five minutes. Go."

[fredtoast]

Little Bill Daggett: I don't deserve this... to die like this. I was building a house.
Will Munny: Deserve's got nothin' to do with it.
[aims gun]
Little Bill Daggett: I'll see you in hell, William Munny.
Will Munny: Yeah.
[fires]




Will Munny: Alright, I'm coming out. Any man I see out there, I'm gonna shoot him. Any sumbitch takes a shot at me, I'm not only gonna kill him, but I'm gonna kill his wife, all his friends, and burn his damn house down.

[fredtoast]

"I am Gunnery Sergeant Hartman, your senior drill instructor. From now on you will speak only when spoken to, and the first and last words out of your filthy sewers will be 'Sir'. Do you maggots understand that?"




Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Did your parents have any children that lived?
Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, yes, sir.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: I bet they regret that. You're so ugly you could be a modern art masterpiece! What's your name fat body?
Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, Leonard Lawrence, sir.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Lawrence? Lawrence what... of Arabia?
Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, no, sir.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: That name sounds like royalty. Are you royalty?
Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, no, sir.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Do you suck dicks?
Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, no, sir.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Bullshit. I bet you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose.
Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, no, sir.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: I don't like the name Lawrence, only faggots and sailors are called Lawrence. From now on you're Gomer Pyle.
Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, yes, sir.



Private Joker: Why should we do a story about you?
Door Gunner: 'Cuz I'm so ******' good! I done got me 157 dead gooks killed. Plus 50 water buffalo, too! Them's all confirmed!
Private Joker: Any women or children?
Door Gunner: Sometimes!
Private Joker: How can you shoot women or children?
Door Gunner: Easy! Ya just don't lead 'em so much!

[Ben Richards]

Ben Richards.

That boys one mean mother ******.

[*rfaulk34*]

OMG!!! since the stupid ass tags won't work properly...let me just link the video. jeeeez

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kaq47ueOH2w&feature=youtu.be&t=19

[BengalsRocker]

Best movie Sandler ever made IMO.  There are other quotes but these pop easily into my mind. 

Who hasn't said "The Price Is Wrong... *****!" some time in their life?!?

[Bryan]

"I know what you're thinking. 'Did he fire six shots or only five?' Well to tell you the truth in all this excitement I kinda lost track myself. But being this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world and would blow you head clean off, you've gotta ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya, punk?"

[EatonFan]

I'll be back.

[JustWinBaby]

(06-02-2015, 03:26 AM)EatonFan Wrote: I'll be back.

Commando has Arnold's best quotes:

"Thank you. And please don't wake my friend. He's dead tired."

"Sully, remember when I promised I would kill you last?   I lied"

What did you do with Sully?   "I had to let him go"

[*Wyche'sWarrior*]

(06-02-2015, 03:31 AM)JustWinBaby Wrote: Commando has Arnold's best quotes:

"Thank you. And please don't wake my friend. He's dead tired."

"Sully, remember when I promised I would kill you last?   I lied"

What did you do with Sully?   "I had to let him go"

Hey Bennett......let off some steam.....

[orangeandblackblood]

"I didn't do that" Kevin Spacey - Se7en

[Interceptor]

(06-01-2015, 03:26 PM)fredtoast Wrote: "I am Gunnery Sergeant Hartman, your senior drill instructor. From now on you will speak only when spoken to, and the first and last words out of your filthy sewers will be 'Sir'. Do you maggots understand that?"




Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Did your parents have any children that lived?
Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, yes, sir.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: I bet they regret that. You're so ugly you could be a modern art masterpiece! What's your name fat body?
Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, Leonard Lawrence, sir.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Lawrence? Lawrence what... of Arabia?
Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, no, sir.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: That name sounds like royalty. Are you royalty?
Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, no, sir.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Do you suck dicks?
Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, no, sir.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Bullshit. I bet you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose.
Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, no, sir.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: I don't like the name Lawrence, only faggots and sailors are called Lawrence. From now on you're Gomer Pyle.
Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, yes, sir.



Private Joker: Why should we do a story about you?
Door Gunner: 'Cuz I'm so ******' good! I done got me 157 dead gooks killed. Plus 50 water buffalo, too! Them's all confirmed!
Private Joker: Any women or children?
Door Gunner: Sometimes!
Private Joker: How can you shoot women or children?
Door Gunner: Easy! Ya just don't lead 'em so much!

[*bfine32*]

Only two things come outta Oklahoma..

[BengalHawk62]

Doc Holliday- "I'm your huckleberry."


Doc Holliday- Why Johnny Ringo, you look like somebody just walked over your grave.


Doc Holliday- Nonsense, I have not yet begun to defile myself.


Wyatt Earp- Go ahead, skin it! Skin that smokewagon and see what happens...


Johnny Tyler: You run your mouth awful reckless for a man that don't go heeled.
Wyatt Earp: No need to go heeled to get the bulge on a tub like you.

[YorkshireBengal]

Wooaahh no Monty Python? Seriously?

'Tis but a scratch' - Holy Grail

'Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.' - Holy Grail

'King Arthur: Who are you who can summon fire without flint or tinder?
Tim: There are some who call me... Tim.' - Holy Grail

'...You must cut down the mightiest tree in the forest... WITH... A HERRING!' - Holy Grail

'We are the Knights who say... NI.' - Holy Grail

'Spectator I: I think it was "Blessed are the cheesemakers".
Mrs. Gregory: Aha, what's so special about the cheesemakers?
Gregory: Well, obviously it's not meant to be taken literally; it refers to any manufacturers of dairy products.' - Life of Brian

'He's not the Messiah. He's a very naughty boy! Now, piss off!' - Life of Brian

'Brian: Excuse me. Are you the Judean People's Front?
Reg: **** off! 'Judean People's Front'. We're the People's Front of Judea! 'Judean People's Front'.
Francis: Wankers.' - Life of Brian

[McC]

"Dyin' ain't much of a livin', boy."

"I'll be back."

[StoneTheCrow]

"Shut the **** up, Donny."

[masterpanthera_t]

Predator
"If it bleeds, then we can kill it!".

"Raaaan, gooooo, get to the Choppaaaaaa"

Total Recall
Sharon Stone:  "you wouldn't shoot me would you, honey?"
Arnold: shoots gun.  "Considah dat a divooohse"

The Good the Bad and The Ugly
When you have to shoot, shoot.  Don't Talk!

Hey Blond .....        youuuu knoww what you aaaare?  Just a dirty son of a uhhhh uhhhhh aaaaaaa