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My brother’s wife is working on giving birth to the world’s newest Bengals fan!
Please say a prayer or two that the baby comes out healthy and in a Bengals jersey and that his wife has no complications!
Thanks!
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Prayers for the young lady and baby,however exposing the child to the Bengals maybe cruel and unusual punishment.
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Wait , you want this kid born wearing a Bengals jersey? I'm not 100% sure, but I kind of doubt that's how biology works . It would certainly give a new definition to a birthday suit.. Last time I checked children are born wearing nothing but skin..
Well ,good luck anyway and congratulate the happy parents on giving birth to a Bengals jersey.
In the immortal words of my old man, "Wait'll you get to be my age!"
Chicago sounds rough to the maker of verse, but the one comfort we have is Cincinnati sounds worse. ~Oliver Wendal Holmes Sr.
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Get 2 jersies, patriots and bengals, let the kid pick.