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After using the toilet to go poopie poops, I grab a wad of toilet paper and wipe up (from my taint to the top of my buttcrack). I'm bored right now so I got to thinking: does anyone ever wipe DOWN? It seems illogical to me for anyone to do such a thing. What if there's a dingleberry? If you wipe up, you'll "catch" it but if you wipe down, you better hope it doesn't miss the water.
So, does anyone wipe down? And if so, why? Have you realized how cleaner you'd be by wiping up?
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(04-26-2018, 03:42 PM)PhilHos Wrote: After using the toilet to go poopie poops, I grab a wad of toilet paper and wipe up (from my taint to the top of my buttcrack). I'm bored right now so I got to thinking: does anyone ever wipe DOWN? It seems illogical to me for anyone to do such a thing. What if there's a dingleberry? If you wipe up, you'll "catch" it but if you wipe down, you better hope it doesn't miss the water.
So, does anyone wipe down? And if so, why? Have you realized how cleaner you'd be by wiping up?
Once one way, once the other*. To me that always made sense as far as getting things clean. Working from memory here, but generally it's toward the taint on first wipe, away on the second.
Never any problems with dingleberrys. Try more fiber.
* Not with the same piece.
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(04-26-2018, 03:57 PM)Benton Wrote: Once one way, once the other*. To me that always made sense as far as getting things clean. Working from memory here, but generally it's toward the taint on first wipe, away on the second.
Never any problems with dingleberrys. Try more fiber.
* Not with the same piece.
Just once? What are ya, a goose?
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(04-26-2018, 03:42 PM)PhilHos Wrote: After using the toilet to go poopie poops, I grab a wad of toilet paper and wipe up (from my taint to the top of my buttcrack). I'm bored right now so I got to thinking: does anyone ever wipe DOWN? It seems illogical to me for anyone to do such a thing. What if there's a dingleberry? If you wipe up, you'll "catch" it but if you wipe down, you better hope it doesn't miss the water.
So, does anyone wipe down? And if so, why? Have you realized how cleaner you'd be by wiping up?
as long as one wipes till the current piece of paper comes up clean... does it matter?
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(04-26-2018, 03:58 PM)StoneTheCrow Wrote: Just once? What are ya, a goose?
I know, right? I use at least a half a roll every time.
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Always been a reach under and pull to the front kind of guy. Never had any issues with it.
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It is extremely important for females to wipe up. I remember having to teach my daughters that.
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(04-26-2018, 03:42 PM)PhilHos Wrote: After using the toilet to go poopie poops, I grab a wad of toilet paper and wipe up (from my taint to the top of my buttcrack). I'm bored right now so I got to thinking: does anyone ever wipe DOWN? It seems illogical to me for anyone to do such a thing. What if there's a dingleberry? If you wipe up, you'll "catch" it but if you wipe down, you better hope it doesn't miss the water.
So, does anyone wipe down? And if so, why? Have you realized how cleaner you'd be by wiping up?
I have hemorrhoids the size of Mount Kilimanjaro. So, I wipe up, down and all around.
BTW - I like to get "in" the plane, not "on" the plane!
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(04-26-2018, 09:57 PM)Bengalzona Wrote: Yeah.
And why are you looking at it afterwards? 
Do you smell it as well?
God help us if there is a taste test involved...
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You dullards need to invest in a quality bidet. Nothing feels better than cold water shooting imto your bunghole.
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I can't believe we're discussing this.
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(04-26-2018, 10:04 PM)jfkbengals Wrote: God help us if there is a taste test involved...
He did it all for the poopie
Come on
The poopie
Come on
So you can take that tissue
And Wipe it up your, yeah!
Wipe it up your, yeah!
Wipe it up your, yeah!
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Some thoughts on the matter.
Does anyone stand up and do the ‘reach around’ anymore?
Yes you have to look. How else do you know it’s clean back there?
Some people pull the cheeks apart and wipe to the side.
As long as your clean back there, no dingleberries, there is no wrong way?
Sometimes it’s like a brown marker back there, there’s always a brown spot no matter how many times you wipe. 1 or 17
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You folks have issues with your tissues.
The water tastes funny when you're far from your home,
yet it's only the thirsty that hunger to roam.
Roam the Jungle !
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(04-27-2018, 09:35 AM)HarleyDog Wrote: He did it all for the poopie
Come on
The poopie
Come on
So you can take that tissue
And Wipe it up your, yeah!
Wipe it up your, yeah!
Wipe it up your, yeah!
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