Why your team sucks: Bengals

[BritishBengal]

A funny read, especially the responses from Bengal fans. Though a lot of it is painfully close to the mark.


http://deadspin.com/why-your-team-sucks-2015-cincinnati-bengals-1725399813?utm_campaign=socialflow_deadspin_facebook&utm_source=deadspin_facebook&utm_medium=socialflow

[LC_Bengals630513]

Saw this a couple hours ago, I couldn't discern whether I was laughing or groaning during the Dalton "highlights" from the CLE game.

[Stormborn]

Looks like its time to read "Why Andy Dalton sucks; featuring the Cincinnati Bengals"

Just Kidding I stole that from reddit.

[GreenCornBengal]

"Andy Dalton and this Bengals team friend zone their fans every year. "

I thought it was funny :) and most of the comments too.

[Bengal Dude]

(08-24-2015, 03:41 PM)GreenCornBengal Wrote: "Andy Dalton and this Bengals team friend zone their fans every year. "

I thought it was funny :) and most of the comments too.

I love these things. What's kind of sad reading this is that his 2014 write up is similar. \

My favorite is reading the fan comments. I agree with the friend zoned comment about the Bengals and Dalton. That's what it truly feels like.

I am confident some will get huffy about this satirical article.

[Junglejuice]

Its pretty hilarious.

[Stormborn]

(08-24-2015, 04:15 PM)Bengal Dude Wrote: I love these things. What's kind of sad reading this is that his 2014 write up is similar. \

My favorite is reading the fan comments. I agree with the friend zoned comment about the Bengals and Dalton. That's what it truly feels like.

I am confident some will get huffy about this satirical article.

To be honest this is the last place you want this piece.

[*Nately120*]

Most of it is pretty funny, but I have to say showing Eifert's gruesome injury and playing it for laughs is a bit much.

[Bengal Jells]

I hate hearing about our playoff performances... Especially in such great detail. Stop friendzoning us Bengals, lets netflix and chill this season!

[Slappy from New Haven]

Too bad Drew didn't know Florence was in KY

Check put his Bag of Dicks NFL Jambaroo he does every thursday, funny shit

[t3r3e3]

(08-24-2015, 03:06 PM)BritishBengal Wrote: A funny read, especially the responses from Bengal fans. Though a lot of it is painfully close to the mark.


http://deadspin.com/why-your-team-sucks-2015-cincinnati-bengals-1725399813?utm_campaign=socialflow_deadspin_facebook&utm_source=deadspin_facebook&utm_medium=socialflow

Mike Brown's head looks like an old testicle that has been slapping against the ass of Cincinnati taxpayers for the past 30 years- quote in the fan comments section