That feeling you get..

[SunsetBengal]

When your team comes out of the gate like a boss, and the rest of the division loses!

[Johnny Cupcakes]

That's the sissiest looking cat I've ever seen. Probably drinks milk out of saucers and shit.

[Se ky bengal]

(09-13-2015, 08:56 PM)Johnny Cupcakes Wrote: That's the sissiest looking cat I've ever seen.  Probably drinks milk out of saucers and shit.

 Lol 

[Johnny Cupcakes]

(09-13-2015, 09:01 PM)Se ky bengal Wrote:  Lol 

I feed my cat raw meat....cause he ain't a *****.

Sometimes I even give him my left over Kung Pao Chicken.  He's a goddamned cannibal.

[Se ky bengal]

(09-13-2015, 09:06 PM)Johnny Cupcakes Wrote: I feed my cat raw meat....cause he ain't a *****.

Sometimes I even give him my left over Kung Pao Chicken.  He's a goddamned cannibal.

One bad ass cat there, jc 

[coltsfan4ever]

(09-13-2015, 09:06 PM)Johnny Cupcakes Wrote: I feed my cat raw meat....cause he ain't a *****.

Sometimes I even give him my left over Kung Pao Chicken.  He's a goddamned cannibal.

What kind of a cat do you have? A Bengal Tiger?!!  :snark:   

[*rfaulk34*]

(09-13-2015, 09:06 PM)Johnny Cupcakes Wrote: I feed my cat raw meat....cause he ain't a *****.

Sometimes I even give him my left over Kung Pao Chicken.  He's a goddamned cannibal.

My cat eats steel and poops diamonds. Explain that. 

[Whatever]

(09-13-2015, 09:06 PM)Johnny Cupcakes Wrote: I feed my cat raw meat....cause he ain't a *****.

Sometimes I even give him my left over Kung Pao Chicken.  He's a goddamned cannibal.

Rat is actually chicken in the hierarchy of Chinese substitute meats. Cat is pork and dog is beef.

[Johnny Cupcakes]

(09-13-2015, 09:19 PM)Whatever Wrote: Rat is actually chicken in the hierarchy of Chinese substitute meats.  Cat is pork and dog is beef.

Rat, you say? The natural prey of a the domesticated house feline.  That must be why he love me so much.  He sits there...looking all majestic, but when I throw down that slimy, saucy, Asian food, he loses all of his class.

[Johnny Cupcakes]

(09-13-2015, 09:18 PM)rfaulk34 Wrote: My cat eats steel and poops diamonds. Explain that. 

Your cat is a genetic abnormality, and my cat would still beat that ass.

[Se ky bengal]

This too funny

[Johnny Cupcakes]

(09-13-2015, 09:11 PM)coltsfan4ever Wrote: What kind of a cat do you have? A Bengal Tiger?!!  :snark:   

His name is Mike and he sleeps on a tower made of carpeted tubes. You would look at him and think "well, that's a nice looking cat.".  Then you'd go to sleep and he'd sabotage the water that you leave on the nightstand.  Rebel.

[*rfaulk34*]

(09-13-2015, 09:27 PM)Johnny Cupcakes Wrote: Your cat is a genetic abnormality, and my cat would still beat that ass.

Your cat would faint like a ***** as soon as it made eye contact with Puff. She does not mess around. 

[SunsetBengal]

(09-13-2015, 08:56 PM)Johnny Cupcakes Wrote: That's the sissiest looking cat I've ever seen.  Probably drinks milk out of saucers and shit.

C'mon man, don't hate..

That's the mascot of my fantasy team, and they kicked ass today.

[SunsetBengal]

(09-13-2015, 08:56 PM)Johnny Cupcakes Wrote: That's the sissiest looking cat I've ever seen.  Probably drinks milk out of saucers and shit.

This guy disagrees with you..

[Tiger Teeth]

(09-13-2015, 09:32 PM)Johnny Cupcakes Wrote: His name is Mike and he sleeps on a tower made of carpeted tubes. You would look at him and think "well, that's a nice looking cat.".  Then you'd go to sleep and he'd sabotage the water that you leave on the nightstand.  Rebel.

Nice name.

[Johnny Cupcakes]

(09-14-2015, 10:11 PM)Tiger Teeth Wrote: Nice name.

I named him after an old friend.  We would joke around and make fun of all the inferior folks. I anticipate the cat would do this as well, but when I tell him jokes he just blank-stares at me and I imagine that he views me as prey.

[Griever]

(09-13-2015, 08:41 PM)SunsetBengal Wrote: When your team comes out of the gate like a boss, and the rest of the division loses!

Then by the time the season ends they can crap the bed like usual?