Bengals sold to shape-shifting subterranian lizard people

[fredtoast]

HA-HA! April Fools.

I really Gotcha, didn't I!

:troll:

[yellowxdiscipline]

(04-01-2019, 02:44 PM)fredtoast Wrote: HA-HA!  April Fools.

I really Gotcha, didn't I!

:troll:

Did Alex Jones hack your account?

[fredtoast]

(04-01-2019, 02:45 PM)yellowxdiscipline Wrote: Did Alex Jones hack your account?

Alex Jones does not exist.

[EastCoastBengal]

Marvin Lewis brought in as Assistant to the Head Coach. Title was retained from prior leadership.

[NKURyan]

So you're saying that Mike Brown is NOT a lizard person?

[XenoMorph]

(04-01-2019, 03:11 PM)NKURyan Wrote: So you're saying that Mike Brown is NOT a lizard person?

just that he sold it to his cousin

[Bryan]

So, they sold it to themselves?

[yellowxdiscipline]

(04-01-2019, 02:49 PM)fredtoast Wrote: Alex Jones does not exist.

He exists depending on what dimension you're in.

[samhain]

(04-01-2019, 02:49 PM)fredtoast Wrote: Alex Jones does not exist.

Alex Jones is Bill Hicks, who faked his own death.

[BengalsRocker]

Cool. Maybe they'll make trades and signings with other species owned sub-par teams.

[Tiger Teeth]

I hate to say it, but I saw this coming.

[Hoofhearted]

[BengalHawk62]

I was really hoping this thread was about Lot Lizards and stories you've made with said Lot Lizards. 


I digress.

[fredtoast]

(04-01-2019, 03:31 PM)Bryan Wrote: So, they sold it to themselves?

Not quite.

The Browns don't shape shift because they hate change.

[THE PISTONS]

I feel like Subterranian Lizard People would do what it took to fit in like hiring more scouts. They'd probably hire a GM. They wouldn't want to be outliers so they wouldn't be exposed.

[fredtoast]

(04-02-2019, 04:04 PM)THE PISTONS Wrote: I feel like Subterranian Lizard People would do what it took to fit in like hiring more scouts. They'd probably hire a GM. They wouldn't want to be outliers so they wouldn't be exposed.

But they also don't want to be in the spotlight and deal with the attention of being a Super Bowl Champion.  So they do just enough to win, but not enough to win it all.

[THE PISTONS]

(04-02-2019, 04:20 PM)fredtoast Wrote: But they also don't want to be in the spotlight and deal with the attention of being a Super Bowl Champion.  So they do just enough to win, but not enough to win it all.

Become the gray man like in military training. Don't be 1st or last. Blend in.

That does explain the Hill fumble and the Burfict and Jones personal fouls. Our owners had the win, then they gave it up...and went home and quietly need celebrated.