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(12-09-2019, 10:10 PM)THE PISTONS Wrote: #NewDey
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I heard Tony Pike talking about that today... He was on the last team to do it.
Anyway... I guess we're once a decade bad on offense.
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"There's nothing wrong with this team, that scoring points won't fix" - Todd "Gator" Hollet 1997
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What a huge disappointment. We thought we were getting a modern offense. Instead, we got Tecmo Bowl Offense.
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(12-09-2019, 10:27 PM)THE PISTONS Wrote: What a huge disappointment. We thought we were getting a modern offense. Instead, we got Tecmo Bowl Offense.
At this point tell Mike to pull out the Rolodex and call Bob Bratkowski
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They haven't scored an opening drive TD in 20 games, according to Hoard.
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(12-10-2019, 12:44 PM)bengalguy71 Wrote: They haven't scored an opening drive TD in 20 games, according to Hoard.
This one is really bad... momentum is enormous in the NFL (and well... all sports). So every single game we're coming out slow and fighting an uphill battle. With a team that is pretty devoid of quality... not a good formula!
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(12-09-2019, 10:27 PM)THE PISTONS Wrote: What a huge disappointment. We thought we were getting a modern offense. Instead, we got Tecmo Bowl Offense.
Hummm... I wish. I just keep handing off to Bo Jackson.
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(12-09-2019, 10:27 PM)THE PISTONS Wrote: What a huge disappointment. We thought we were getting a modern offense. Instead, we got Tecmo Bowl Offense.
Look on the bright side.
If the Bengals had a better offense, they may have a few more wins this year and out of the running for Burrow. 
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(12-09-2019, 10:10 PM)THE PISTONS Wrote: #NewDey
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I guess another way of saying it is “The Bengals have set a new record for worst offensive line play”.
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People say that this is a historically bad defence, but tend to omit that they would not be constantly on the field if the offense weren't going 3 and out so often. Even the best defenses will eventually crack in the modern league. An offense that can't make first downs will force the defense to be out on the field for the entire game.
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(12-09-2019, 10:10 PM)THE PISTONS Wrote: #NewDey
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It's a New Dey, Offensive Genius at work. 
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(12-10-2019, 10:58 PM)Bilbo Saggins Wrote: People say that this is a historically bad defence, but tend to omit that they would not be constantly on the field if the offense weren't going 3 and out so often. Even the best defenses will eventually crack in the modern league. An offense that can't make first downs will force the defense to be out on the field for the entire game.
Yep
We're only scoring 15 points a game ! We'd need the 85 Bears D to be winning this season.
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(12-09-2019, 10:10 PM)THE PISTONS Wrote: #NewDey
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Didn't Ross score 2 TD's in the first game against Seattle?
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Ross scored 2 TDs against SEA. They scored 2 TDs against ARI (Tate and Boyd). Scored 2 TDs against SFO (I-Fart and Ross).
Who the hell came up with this nonsense?
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2 TDs against Jax (Dalton & Mixon)
2 TDs against BUF (Dalton & Mixon)
This is pure fiction.
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(12-11-2019, 03:26 PM)RunKijanaRun Wrote: 2 TDs against Jax (Dalton & Mixon)
2 TDs against BUF (Dalton & Mixon)
This is pure fiction.
Not sure if you read it properly or not.
The post is scoring MORE THAN 2 TDs in a game.
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(12-11-2019, 03:26 PM)RunKijanaRun Wrote: 2 TDs against Jax (Dalton & Mixon)
2 TDs against BUF (Dalton & Mixon)
This is pure fiction.
More than 2 TDs....
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