2019 Bengals Board Smack Talk Champions

[Luvnit2]

I see Poe is still here, must mean Ravens are still in the playoffs.

They lose he disappears for the 8th time for 6 months.

[GMDino]

(12-30-2019, 01:37 AM)rfaulk34 Wrote: Nope. That's not the way it works, dumbass.

You're a complete embarrassment to other Ravens fans around the world with your lack of knowledge. 

Poe is still here?

Oh!  That's right...the Ravens had a winning season.  That's the only time he posts.

[*rfaulk34*]

(01-06-2020, 04:08 PM)GMDino Wrote: Poe is still here?

Oh!  That's right...the Ravens had a winning season.  That's the only time he posts.

I have two theories, either of which would be plausible, i think.

1. He's a nitwit, fair weather fan that only comes around when the team wins cause he's a ***** and can't take the heat. 

2. His mother restricts his internet useage after she continuously finds the ghey porn on the computer. 

A third option would be; he's an idiot who doesn't have a clue how life or an internet smack talk forum works. That's kind of Occam's razor though...and therefore, boring. 

[Luvnit2]

(01-06-2020, 06:19 PM)rfaulk34 Wrote: I have two theories, either of which would be plausible, i think.

1. He's a nitwit, fair weather fan that only comes around when the team wins cause he's a ***** and can't take the heat. 

2. His mother restricts his internet useage after she continuously finds the ghey porn on the computer. 

A third option would be; he's an idiot who doesn't have a clue how life or an internet smack talk forum works. That's kind of Occam's razor though...and therefore, boring. 

I say all of the above, great description of Poe. You nailed it.

[Catmandude123]

(01-06-2020, 02:14 PM)rfaulk34 Wrote: You're explaining calculus to a tomato. 

And he will never catch-up.

[JS-Steelerfan]

(01-06-2020, 07:45 PM)Catmandude123 Wrote: And he will never catch-up.

Mustard you use such bad puns?

[Catmandude123]

(01-08-2020, 08:54 AM)JS-Steelerfan Wrote: Mustard you use such bad puns?

Man-theys no way I can do that

[Catmandude123]

(01-08-2020, 08:54 AM)JS-Steelerfan Wrote: Mustard you use such bad puns?

I relish bad puns.

[Catmandude123]

(01-08-2020, 08:54 AM)JS-Steelerfan Wrote: Mustard you use such bad puns?

Since your team plays in Heinz field you shouldn't be such a sour-kraut about bad puns.

[JS-Steelerfan]

(01-08-2020, 11:15 AM)Catmandude123 Wrote: Since your team plays in Heinz field you shouldn't be such a sour-kraut about bad puns.

Well, I have to admit that you're on a roll now ...

[Murdock2420]

With the way this playoff game is going we may not see Poe till next season..

So sad

[SunsetBengal]

I find it ironic that the Ravens are getting completely dominated at their own game, getting completely physically outplayed in their own building.

Is it too early to put the choke label on Jackson?

[cinci4life]

(01-12-2020, 12:18 AM)Murdock2420 Wrote: With the way this playoff game is going we may not see Poe till next season..

So sad

Pretty safe bet he's crawled back into his hole.

[*bengalfan74*]

(01-12-2020, 12:29 AM)SunsetBengal Wrote: I find it ironic that the Ravens are getting completely dominated at their own game, getting completely physically outplayed in their own building.

Is it too early to put the choke label on Jackson?

Nope

[SunsetBengal]

(01-12-2020, 12:38 AM)bengalfan74 Wrote: Nope

Raven's training camp motto for evermore will be "Remember the Titans"..

[Murdock2420]

(01-12-2020, 12:35 AM)cinci4life Wrote: Pretty safe bet he's crawled back into his hole.

Need to pour some cement into that hole now so he stays there. 

[*bengalfan74*]

(01-12-2020, 12:43 AM)SunsetBengal Wrote: Raven's training camp motto for evermore will be "Remember the Titans"..

Now everybody, have you heard ? When Lamar's in the playoffs, then choke's the word.

Choke man, choke man, choke

[*rfaulk34*]

Where is that little mouthy ***** Poe? Probably crying in his mom's basement.

#1 seed. First round bye.

One and done. 

Way to go Poe. Your mouth cursed one of the top 2 teams in the NFL. Enjoy your off season cockbreath, because everyone knows you won't be around till next year when you make some "bold" prediction about how the Ravens are going to win. 

Loser

[SunsetBengal]

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[Murdock2420]

Smack Talk Championship = Exit from the playoffs as the #1 seed at home against Ryan Tannehill