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"Bro" sounds just like "Burrow" if you say it properly.
So Joe's nickname should be Joe Bro.
His fan club would be "Joe's Bros".
When we beat a team we can say we "Br-owned" them.
The possibilities are endless.
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Cool thread, Bro.
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If Burrow ends up here I promise to get a jersey with his number and "Bro" on the nameplate.
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It' better than "Queen City Joe".
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'Joe' from a Fistful of Dollars. Bengals gift shop to sell ponchos.
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I'm starting a new business venture. A Bengals themed Mexican restaurant.
Best seller? Gonna be the Joe Burro-ito. A three pound burrito that's all smoked steak and spicy beans.
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If for some reason he sucks we can just call him Sloppy Joe. Slop Sloppy Joe.
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(02-15-2020, 04:18 PM)Synric Wrote:
I really think this is what his moniker will be.
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(02-15-2020, 06:13 PM)Benton Wrote: I'm starting a new business venture. A Bengals themed Mexican restaurant.
Best seller? Gonna be the Joe Burro-ito. A three pound burrito that's all smoked steak and spicy beans.
Or the Nacho Burro-ito for the butt hurt Dalton Gangers... am I right?!?
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(02-15-2020, 06:56 PM)BengalsRocke Wrote: I really think this is what his moniker will be.
Its the best bet. Snoopy stuff will sell like crazy I can already see the Snoopy in #9 Jersey T-shirts.
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(02-15-2020, 07:04 PM)Synric Wrote: Its the best bet. Snoopy stuff will sell like crazy I can already see the Snoopy in #9 Jersey T-shirts.
I want that shirt.
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What about the female fanclub? Call them Joe Hoes?
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I know it was a cigar, but I'ma go with Joe Camel.
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(02-15-2020, 07:38 PM)HarleyDog Wrote: What about the female fanclub? Call them Joe Hoes?
Bro Joe?
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(02-15-2020, 07:04 PM)Synric Wrote: Its the best bet. Snoopy stuff will sell like crazy I can already see the Snoopy in #9 Jersey T-shirts.
Nice
(02-15-2020, 07:13 PM)jfkbengals Wrote: I want that shirt.
Yeah, that would be a great shirt.
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(02-15-2020, 06:59 PM)BengalsRocker Wrote: Or the Nacho Burro-ito for the butt hurt Dalton Gangers... am I right?!?
Im hoping dennard is back so I can menu the Dennar-chos.
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I thought Smoke’n Joe Burrow had already been decided.
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I dunno..He hasn't done anything in the league yet to warrant such adoration. However, if successful along with Joe Mixon they could become the Joe and Joe Bro's Show.
I'm just hopeful he doesn't have to steal the registered trademark of COMEBACKSZN from one J. Football. That would be brutal. Can you even imagine the pissburg, ratbirds and clowns trolls commenting on that one?
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