Do we have covid 19 to thank?

[fredtoast]

Mike Brown being in self quarantine could explain what has been happening this last week.

He is elderly and in the "high-risk" category.











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[Sled21]

(03-20-2020, 12:43 PM)fredtoast Wrote: Mike Brown being is self quarantine could explain what has been happening this last week.

He is elderly and in the "high-risk" category.

Imagine him re-emerging from quarantine, looking at Zac and saying "You signed WHO for HOW MUCH???"

[SunsetBengal]

(03-20-2020, 12:45 PM)Sled21 Wrote: Imagine him re-emerging from quarantine, looking at Zac and saying "You signed WHO for HOW MUCH???"

I'm pretty sure that Zac didn't sign anybody, Mike will have to take these issues up with Katie, Troy and Duke. 

[McC]

If that were the case, he wouldn't have to worry about the virus cuz he'd have a stroke.

[CJD]

I can picture Zac talking to Mike Brown through a window (like these stories on the news at elderly care homes).
MB: "So how's Free agency going? Not going too crazy, are you?"
ZT: "Uhh...Nope. No. We are sitting pat. We're happy with the Green signing and that's all. You'll see in April when you come home."
MB: "Okay good. I saw a few notifications on my phone about the Bengals, but I couldn't figure out how to open them. Katie normally reads my phone messages to me but she's not allowed in right now."
ZT: "Yea...that's a...that's a shame. Anyway, I got a meeting to go to where we need to discuss re-signing Andre Smith and Hardy Nickerson."
MB: "Ah, yes. Good. Good signings. I like those two. Say hi to B.W and John for me. Those were my two favorite signings from last year."

[Wes Mantooth]

We have a half-empty stadium and 2-14 to thank.

[fredtoast]

(03-20-2020, 01:28 PM)Wes Mantooth Wrote: We have a half-empty stadium and 2-14 to thank.

Half full.

[*ochocincos*]

(03-20-2020, 12:43 PM)fredtoast Wrote: Mike Brown being is self quarantine could explain what has been happening this last week.

He is elderly and in the "high-risk" category.











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"KATIE, YOU GOT SOME 'SPLAININ TO DO!!"

[*ochocincos*]

(03-20-2020, 01:28 PM)Wes Mantooth Wrote: We have a half-empty stadium and 2-14 to thank.

Unfortunate they go by ticket sales vs actual butts in seats, but the Bengals had the lowest percentage of stadium capacity in 2019 at 72.0%.
Even with Joe Burrow and (hopefully) a good LB and OL drafted who can start rather quickly, the attendance won't go up much until the wins start coming.

[McC]

(03-20-2020, 01:44 PM)ochocincos Wrote: Unfortunate they go by ticket sales vs actual butts in seats, but the Bengals had the lowest percentage of stadium capacity in 2019 at 72.0%.
Even with Joe Burrow and (hopefully) a good LB and OL drafted who can start rather quickly, the attendance won't go up much until the wins start coming.

You might get an initial bump just because of Burrow.  And then the wins will have to come to sustain it.

[Sled21]

(03-20-2020, 12:54 PM)SunsetBengal Wrote: I'm pretty sure that Zac didn't sign anybody, Mike will have to take these issues up with Katie, Troy and Duke. 

Yeah, yeah, and Zac has no say in telling them who he wants, right???

[*Nate (formerly eliminate08)*]

(03-20-2020, 01:09 PM)Crazyjdawg Wrote: I can picture Zac talking to Mike Brown through a window (like these stories on the news at elderly care homes).
MB: "So how's Free agency going? Not going to crazy, are you?"
ZT: "Uhh...Nope. No. We are sitting pat. We're happy with the Green signing and that's all. You'll see in April when you come home."
MB: "Okay good. I saw a few notifications on my phone about the Bengals, but I couldn't figure out how to open them. Katie normally reads my phone messages to me but she's not allowed in right now."
ZT: "Yea...that's a...that's a shame. Anyway, I got a meeting to go to where we need to discuss re-signing Andre Smith and Hardy Nickerson."
MB: "Ah, yes. Good. Good signings. I like those two. Say hi to B.W and John for me. Those were my two favorite signings from last year."

[Wes Mantooth]

(03-20-2020, 01:36 PM)fredtoast Wrote: Half full.

Well done. lol

[Bengalholic]

Bengals even showing some personality on social media this off-season:

Current mood:

When you're holding a great new hand, but have to keep a straight face.?? pic.twitter.com/VFODuODAo6

— Cincinnati Bengals (@Bengals) March 20, 2020

What the hell is going on at PBS these days? Maybe Fred's onto something here!

[TecmoBengals]

Bengals Twitter guy or gal is on fire lately.

[*Synric*]

(03-20-2020, 02:53 PM)Bengalholic Wrote: Bengals even showing some personality on social media this off-season:

Current mood:

When you're holding a great new hand, but have to keep a straight face.?? pic.twitter.com/VFODuODAo6

— Cincinnati Bengals (@Bengals) March 20, 2020

What the hell is going on at PBS these days? Maybe Fred's onto something here!

Lol wow the Dolphins fans are out in flocks on that twitter chain pushing for Herbert to Cincy.

[BrownAssClown]

It is kinda eerie that we haven't heard from Mike Brown lately. I mean we don't usually hear a lot from him anyway, but not a peep since this whole virus thing started.

[samhain]

We might have a Weekend at Bernie's situation on our hands here.

[McC]

(03-20-2020, 03:09 PM)BrownAssClown Wrote: It is kinda eerie that we haven't heard from Mike Brown lately. I mean we don't usually hear a lot from him anyway, but not a peep since this whole virus thing started.

He should be home, locked in his panic room.

[masonbengals fan]

Something has happened, that's for sure. Keep it going.