12-02-2020, 04:43 PM
Note: Before I start, please know that I understand that any and all of this is incredibly unlikley to happen, to the point of being almost impossible. It's just meant to be for fun. If a thead like this isn't your idea of fun, no biggie. I just don't need reminding it's a waste of time. Also, know that everything I'm about to say isn't calling for the moon, or becoming the Dallas Cowboys, these are reasonable developments for an average spending franchise. This is how a normal franchise might approach this offseason, to counter the disgust by their fanbase.
--January 3rd (Shortly After Ravens Game): Bengals put out a press release, essentially saying that they understand fans frustrations with the disappointment that was 2020, and that they will be having a press conference the following day, Monday, January 4th, to discuss it.
--January 4th (Press Conference): Bengals announce the hiring of a new GM (this has been in the works for weeks). They also announce that they're parting ways with Zac Taylor, and will let their new GM and new HC build out their staff. Any existing coaches are free to explore other options if they choose to not to wait to see if they make the cut.
--Mid January to Early Feb: New GM (insert your favorite name here) announces the hiring of Eric Bienemy (or your favorite) to be your next coach of the Cincinnati Bengals.
--Throughout Jan to Mid Feb: GM, and Bienemy (or Joe Brady, or whoever you like) build out their coaching staff. Qualified and name coaches are hired, signifying that a.) Guys want to be here and b.) Spending didn't prohibit us from attracting talent
--Feb-March--Team slowly announces additions to the scouting department, and state they'll continue looking for for talent they believe can help their ball club in this department
--Feb-March--Press Release: The new slogan is: The Dey is Now. They attatch a well put together release that backs this up and creates excitement.
--Feb-March--Press Release: Bengals Unveil new uniforms that they worked with Nike. They're cool as shit, and show that a new era is upon us.
--Creating space: Bengals move a ton of money off the books by moving on from Geno, Bobby Hart, Uzomah and Erickson (Frees up roughly 22 million) Maybe rework Gio deals with an extension to bring the annual hit down.
--Free Agency -- Team signs two guards for a combined total of 15-20 mil per. Sign a 10 mil LB or a 10 mil TE. Fills out depth with decent, cheaper vets eager to come up on board. Most of all, they're creativem they're and active like last year.
--Draft: Take Sewell at #3. Take a speedy WR in the 2nd or stud DL. May make trade to target a player higher than their position.
--OL now looks like this: Sewell, Free Agent G, Hopkins, Free Agent G, Jonah Williams.
--Press Release: Team announces a team Hall of Fame that will be constructed on the PBS grounds. Announce members, and invite names like Munoz, Boomer, Collinsworth, Dillon, Chad Johnson, Willie Anderson, etc. to ground breaking ceremony at a later date.
--July: Hold a Fan Fest to kick off the season at PBS that emcompsasses the stadium and/or lots. Former players are on hand, and there's plenty of entertaiment for both the die-hards and for families.
--August: Joe Burrow is cleared to play for the start of 2021 season.
--Sept: Profit????
There's obviously a lot of holes in this and it's lacking specifics (Which FA's do we sign, which coaches, who do we draft in rounds 3-7, etc.) This is just an outline of an offseason that could energize this fanbase to the point of creaming their paints.
New GM, Bienemy (or your favotie), quality asst. coaches, more scouts, new uniforms, a hall of fame, a fun fan event, a healthy Joe Burrow. None of this would really be that hard to do.
--January 3rd (Shortly After Ravens Game): Bengals put out a press release, essentially saying that they understand fans frustrations with the disappointment that was 2020, and that they will be having a press conference the following day, Monday, January 4th, to discuss it.
--January 4th (Press Conference): Bengals announce the hiring of a new GM (this has been in the works for weeks). They also announce that they're parting ways with Zac Taylor, and will let their new GM and new HC build out their staff. Any existing coaches are free to explore other options if they choose to not to wait to see if they make the cut.
--Mid January to Early Feb: New GM (insert your favorite name here) announces the hiring of Eric Bienemy (or your favorite) to be your next coach of the Cincinnati Bengals.
--Throughout Jan to Mid Feb: GM, and Bienemy (or Joe Brady, or whoever you like) build out their coaching staff. Qualified and name coaches are hired, signifying that a.) Guys want to be here and b.) Spending didn't prohibit us from attracting talent
--Feb-March--Team slowly announces additions to the scouting department, and state they'll continue looking for for talent they believe can help their ball club in this department
--Feb-March--Press Release: The new slogan is: The Dey is Now. They attatch a well put together release that backs this up and creates excitement.
--Feb-March--Press Release: Bengals Unveil new uniforms that they worked with Nike. They're cool as shit, and show that a new era is upon us.
--Creating space: Bengals move a ton of money off the books by moving on from Geno, Bobby Hart, Uzomah and Erickson (Frees up roughly 22 million) Maybe rework Gio deals with an extension to bring the annual hit down.
--Free Agency -- Team signs two guards for a combined total of 15-20 mil per. Sign a 10 mil LB or a 10 mil TE. Fills out depth with decent, cheaper vets eager to come up on board. Most of all, they're creativem they're and active like last year.
--Draft: Take Sewell at #3. Take a speedy WR in the 2nd or stud DL. May make trade to target a player higher than their position.
--OL now looks like this: Sewell, Free Agent G, Hopkins, Free Agent G, Jonah Williams.
--Press Release: Team announces a team Hall of Fame that will be constructed on the PBS grounds. Announce members, and invite names like Munoz, Boomer, Collinsworth, Dillon, Chad Johnson, Willie Anderson, etc. to ground breaking ceremony at a later date.
--July: Hold a Fan Fest to kick off the season at PBS that emcompsasses the stadium and/or lots. Former players are on hand, and there's plenty of entertaiment for both the die-hards and for families.
--August: Joe Burrow is cleared to play for the start of 2021 season.
--Sept: Profit????
There's obviously a lot of holes in this and it's lacking specifics (Which FA's do we sign, which coaches, who do we draft in rounds 3-7, etc.) This is just an outline of an offseason that could energize this fanbase to the point of creaming their paints.
New GM, Bienemy (or your favotie), quality asst. coaches, more scouts, new uniforms, a hall of fame, a fun fan event, a healthy Joe Burrow. None of this would really be that hard to do.
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