Coaching props and rants!

[BengalsRocker]

Definitely paper straws

[*bfine32*]

Caddyshack II

Styrofoam

Toothaches

[*Synric*]

My last 3 alimony payments

No touching the stripper rule

Cylons

[Interceptor]

(01-01-2021, 12:57 AM)Synric Wrote: My last 3 alimony payments

No touching the stripper rule

Cylons

Sidenote: I thought Sean Connery created that word? 

[BURROWorBUST]

The demise of STAR WARS.

Breaking up The Beatles.

[BengalsRocker]

Thumb rings


Tubthumping


Burger King Baths

[SunsetBengal]

(12-31-2020, 10:02 PM)jason Wrote: His first name is spelled so wonky that many people don't get it right.

He looks like a dork.

He's friends with an asshole O line coach.

He's unqualified so he has to learn on the job (maybe not his fault).

Those first two seem to be more Zac's mom's fault.  

[*jason*]

(01-01-2021, 12:57 AM)Synric Wrote: My last 3 alimony payments

No touching the stripper rule

Cylons

One glance at Zac Taylor tells me that he gets very handsy with the talent at strip clubs.

Also Zac's fault...

The downfall of Nebraska football program.

Lamar Jackson's MVP season.

Troy and Katie Blackburn's future divorce. (He's hittin' that... You decide which one.)

[*jason*]

(01-01-2021, 11:28 AM)SunsetBengal Wrote: Those first two seem to be more Zac's mom's fault.  

You're right. I have a feeling she still dresses him and combs his hair.

[BengalsRocker]

Worn out coattails

[BengalChris]

(12-31-2020, 09:23 PM)bfine32 Wrote: 1. COVID

2. Traffic Jams

3. The fact that more that more than one wet wipe comes out when you pull one

4. Trigonometry is so hard


I'm probably missing a few....What you got?

I only have 1 thing: his shitty ass record.

How exactly did you miss that?

 

[Murdock2420]

The upcoming zombie apocalypse.

All Rob Schneider movies.

The Illuminati

[Sled21]

If this thread was serious it would actually have been a good thread discussing things that were and weren't actually his fault.

[*bfine32*]

(01-01-2021, 03:32 PM)Sled21 Wrote: If this thread was serious it would actually have been a good thread discussing things that were and weren't actually his fault.

YES!! What this forum absolutely needs is more serious threads discussing Zac's coaching. 

[Sled21]

(01-01-2021, 03:36 PM)bfine32 Wrote: YES!! What this forum absolutely needs is more serious threads discussing Zac's coaching. 

Well, one totally objective thread outlining what was and wasn't his fault would be refreshing

[Clark W Griswold]

Chernobyl

Flies

Junk mail

Hang nails

[*Synric*]

Calories in Beer

The Skin on the top of cooked pudding

The Whip and the Nae Nae

Dominos doing away with 30 minutes or less delivery.

[SunsetBengal]

Brad Fritz's hemorrhoids

[JSR18]

(01-01-2021, 11:28 AM)SunsetBengal Wrote: Those first two seem to be more Zac's mom's fault.  

Don't get me started on Zac's mom...

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[*Awful Llama*]

(01-01-2021, 05:40 PM)SunsetBengal Wrote: Brad Fritz's hemorrhoids

I think Mike should take the hit for that.  He's caused many a tri-state hemorrhoid the past 30 years.

But it's definitely Zac's fault UC lost today.