Coaching props and rants!

[*bfine32*]

Black Jelly Beans

Coldplay

Cover Charges

[BrownAssClown]

(12-31-2020, 10:33 PM)bfine32 Wrote: Little Big Horn

New Coke

Crystal Pepsi

The New Coke debacle alone is cause enough for termination.

[*Synric*]

Semi-Colons

Hipsters

Disco

[BengalsRocker]

(01-01-2021, 05:26 PM)Synric Wrote: Calories in Beer

The Skin on the top of cooked pudding

The Whip and the Nae Nae

Dominos doing away with 30 minutes or less delivery.

[samhain]

I'm pretty sure he built a time machine and inpregnanted Paul Brown's wife with Mikey in order to set this scenario into motion.

Mike Brown's been getting the heat, but Zac is the Palpatine to Mike's Vader.

All had been revealed.

[GodFather]

(12-31-2020, 09:23 PM)bfine32 Wrote: 1. COVID

2. Traffic Jams

3. The fact that more that more than one wet wipe comes out when you pull one

4. Trigonometry is so hard


I'm probably missing a few....What you got?

Maybe you should cut back on the chili, I think it bothers your belly...

[wildcatnku24]

(01-01-2021, 08:54 PM)samhain Wrote: I'm pretty sure he built a time machine and inpregnanted Paul Brown's wife with Mikey in order to set this scenario into motion.

Mike Brown's been getting the heat, but Zac is the Palpatine to Mike's Vader.  

All had been revealed.

 Rep

[*rfaulk34*]

(01-01-2021, 03:32 PM)Sled21 Wrote: If this thread was serious it would actually have been a good thread discussing things that were and weren't actually his fault.

Exactly! Now back to business. 

Zac miscalulated when decreasing the power to reactor #4 and caused the Chernobyl Nuclear incident. 

[GreenCornBengal]

The new Star Wars movies

[Tony]

(12-31-2020, 10:04 PM)jason Wrote: Be thankful you're making a living. Many people would work that in a heartbeat. Ah... Who am I kidding? That sucks. Happy New Year though...

I actually did that bud... It didnt help lol

[Tony]

(12-31-2020, 10:37 PM)Synric Wrote: Burger King over toasted my cheeseburger bun.

My daughters addiction to korean pop music

....crabs.

Your poor man. I hate that shit. I also have a 14 year old..

[GodFather]

(01-01-2021, 08:54 PM)samhain Wrote: I'm pretty sure he built a time machine and inpregnanted Paul Brown's wife with Mikey in order to set this scenario into motion.

Mike Brown's been getting the heat, but Zac is the Palpatine to Mike's Vader.  

All had been revealed.

I thought Zac acted more like a Jar Jar Binks after his press conferences...

[Tony]

(01-01-2021, 08:29 PM)BrownAssClown Wrote: The New Coke debacle alone is cause enough for termination.

On the real. The new coke was marketing perfection.  They sold the hell out of regular coke when it came back..

[*Synric*]

Foreign tourists

Elderly drivers

That one thing the sweeper refuses to pick up.

Mike Brown closing the motherboard....

[*jason*]

(01-01-2021, 10:10 PM)Tony Wrote: I actually did that bud... It didnt help lol

I got my payback today... I essentially worked 11 hours on two different emergency calls.... In the rain.

[SladeX]

Hot dogs come 10 to a pack, and buns 8, forcing you to buy 40 hot dogs at a time.

[SladeX]

(01-01-2021, 09:58 PM)GreenCornBengal Wrote: The new Star Wars movies

Zac Taylor is Jar Jar Binks

[BengalChris]

I don't understand why this thread even exists, let alone why it's a sticky a thread.

Making up stupid things have nothing to do with Taylor to take the attention away from the complete suck ass job he's done, that is 100% his fault seems like an attempt to imply that he's not some how responsible for his own record.

Taylor is 100% at fault for his record. It's a dismal record. It's one that is bad enough that he should be somewhere else next season. Possibly he might be useful in Siberia as a high school coach, but he doesn't belong in Cinci!

[Benton]

(01-01-2021, 09:58 PM)GreenCornBengal Wrote: The new Star Wars movies

Ew

[GreenCornBengal]

(01-02-2021, 01:26 AM)SladeX Wrote: Zac Taylor is Jar Jar Binks

Mee-sa building something!