The ***OFFICIAL***Evan McPherson nickname thread

[HarleyDog]

(08-22-2021, 11:06 PM)Synric Wrote: Now I want some Chili...

Deep Fried Chili 

[George Cantstandya]

McClears Em. Or McClears Them. Or just McClear. As in clear through the uprights. Or some variation on those and kind of rhymes with his name. But I'm not a big fan of nicknames this early.

[*bfine32*]

McKickin

[EatonFan]

Goooooooooooooooooooooooooooal !!!!!!

[*Awful Llama*]

"Booger"

[EatonFan]

Sir Kicks-a-lot

[EatonFan]

Steely Eyed Dream Crusher

[*rfaulk34*]

Update:

I got my 2nd Covid shot Sunday so i was feeling like death warmed over yesterday. 

I'll get to this tonight.

[The Clapp]

McFly

[*Wyche'sWarrior*]

Evan "Mark it 3" McPherson....for all my Big Lebowski peeps.

[jfkbengals]

Tre

[EatonFan]

Straight Shooter

[*rfaulk34*]

Update:

Phase 1, nominees, is CLOSED!

Lots of good participation and entries. Since you all know this is super serious and ***OFFICIAL***, here is the final list of nominees.
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Legatron II  (look, movies get sequels so kickers can too)
Leginator (my personal fav, of course)
Legs Benedict
Big Foot
Kick Kong
Evan
Tobi-Wan
Evan Almighty (a little derivative, but who am i to judge?)
McPheranasaurus Kix
Evan "no fear son" McPherson, ala Boomer
The Leg
McFearless
Money Mc
Tripod (btw, Harley...this is a nickname contest for football, not pron) 
#9 (i don't get it, but w/e)
Automatmc
Elle (i'm not saying anything but i'm just gonna say...that raises a whole lot of other questions that i don't really want to think about...)
Kickfearsome (i gotta admit...after looking at this a couple times, i like it!)
Kicky McKickster
Zac's fault
efine
Splits 
McMoney (similar but different)
RoboMac
ChiliMac
Mac and Chalk it up
The Hammer
EvanFlow
And it's good
Kicker
Turd Ferguson (probably the best one and should win by default)
Iceman
Evinrude
Ice Water
The Long Ranger
Points
Thunderfoot
Ev-omatic
Boss Hog
Mortar
He Good
McClears Em
McKickin
Goooooooooooooooooooooooooooal (i actually thought of this one but didn't pull the trigger)
Booger
Sir Kicks-a-lot
Steely Eyed Dream Crusher
McFly
Mark it 3
Tre
Straight Shooter
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BEGIN PHASE 2.

From this list, i will accept 2 nicknames per poster in the next 24 hours. You can ONLY CHOOSE TWO NAMES and you can only post your two names one time! You cannot post 2 names and then post 2 more names. I will catch you and you will be disqualified from participating in PHASE 2 of the ***OFFICIAL*** Evan McPherson nickname thread. 

Let PHASE 2 commence...

Go!

[Bryan]

(08-25-2021, 12:34 AM)rfaulk34 Wrote: Update:

Phase 1, nominees, is CLOSED!

Lots of good participation and entries. Since you all know this is super serious and ***OFFICIAL***, here is the final list of nominees.
-------------------------------------------------------------------------
Legatron II  (look, movies get sequels so kickers can too)
Leginator (my personal fav, of course)
Legs Benedict
Big Foot
Kick Kong
Evan
Tobi-Wan
Evan Almighty (a little derivative, but who am i to judge?)
McPheranasaurus Kix
Evan "no fear son" McPherson, ala Boomer
The Leg
McFearless
Money Mc
Tripod (btw, Harley...this is a nickname contest for football, not pron) 
#9 (i don't get it, but w/e)
Automatmc
Elle (i'm not saying anything but i'm just gonna say...that raises a whole lot of other questions that i don't really want to think about...)
Kickfearsome (i gotta admit...after looking at this a couple times, i like it!)
Kicky McKickster
Zac's fault
efine
Splits 
McMoney (similar but different)
RoboMac
ChiliMac
Mac and Chalk it up
The Hammer
EvanFlow
And it's good
Kicker
Turd Ferguson (probably the best one and should win by default)
Iceman
Evinrude
Ice Water
The Long Ranger
Points
Thunderfoot
Ev-omatic
Boss Hog
Mortar
He Good
McClears Em
McKickin
Goooooooooooooooooooooooooooal (i actually thought of this one but didn't pull the trigger)
Booger
Sir Kicks-a-lot
Steely Eyed Dream Crusher
McFly
Mark it 3
Tre
Straight Shooter
---------------------------------------------------------------------------

BEGIN PHASE 2.

From this list, i will accept 2 nicknames per poster in the next 24 hours. You can ONLY CHOOSE TWO NAMES and you can only post your two names one time! You cannot post 2 names and then post 2 more names. I will catch you and you will be disqualified from participating in PHASE 2 of the ***OFFICIAL*** Evan McPherson nickname thread. 

Let PHASE 2 commence...

Go!

If you're going with Legatron II you have to add Electric Boogaloo at the end

[NATI BENGALS]

Man from Florida

[GreenCornBengal]

How is Lean Evan not in phase 2. Cmon man that was the best I had lol.

[Sled21]

Forced nicknames are so lame....

[Bengalitis]

Just call him by his name. Keep him humble, tnxs.

[BritishBengal]

(08-25-2021, 01:27 AM)Bryan Wrote: If you're going with Legatron II you have to add Electric Boogaloo at the end

Hahaha. So good.

[*bfine32*]

(08-25-2021, 11:21 AM)Bengalitis Wrote: Just call him by his name. Keep him humble, tnxs.

Maybe we can humble him by giving him a crappy nickname, we gotta do our part:

Short Round

Wide Right