Jake from State Farm is dead

[*PhilHos*]

http://mostextremenews.com/jake-from-state-farm-found-dead-in-apartment-bedroom/

Not sure if true, but if it is ...

[*Awful Llama*]

Not true:

http://www.snopes.com/jake-from-state-farm-death-hoax/

[*PhilHos*]

(10-26-2015, 09:52 PM)Awful Llama Wrote: Not true:

http://www.snopes.com/jake-from-state-farm-death-hoax/

Don't care. I only posted it because of the guy who went by the username of jakefromstatefarm.

[Stormborn]

What was he wearing?

[crispy]

(10-26-2015, 09:52 PM)Awful Llama Wrote: Not true:

http://www.snopes.com/jake-from-state-farm-death-hoax/

Why would anyone go out of their way to fake this story?

[Tiger Teeth]

(10-26-2015, 11:27 PM)Stormborn Wrote: What was he wearing?

Khaki's at 3:00 am.

[jgott32]

(10-27-2015, 12:41 AM)Tiger Teeth Wrote: Khaki's at 3:00 am.

that sounds hideous.

[Se ky bengal]

(10-27-2015, 12:41 AM)Tiger Teeth Wrote: Khaki's at 3:00 am.

 Ha ha you win

[XenoMorph]

im trying to figure out what the purpose of the conehead commericals are..

is a ConeHead Reboot coming?

[BengalHawk62]

Damn it!  I was gonna go as Jake from State Farm for Halloween this year. 

[fredtoast]

My question is this.

Who the hell calls their insurance company at 3:00 A.M.? Why do they make a big deal about a service people will never use?

[Bengal Dude]

(10-27-2015, 03:10 PM)BengalHawk62 Wrote: Damn it!  I was gonna go as Jake from State Farm for Halloween this year. 

Wear that costume to Target and watch heads explode.

[Benton]

(10-27-2015, 04:28 PM)fredtoast Wrote: My question is this.

Who the hell calls their insurance company at 3:00 A.M.?  Why do they make a big deal about a service people will never use?

When the bar closes at 2 a.m. and you've got some time until you have to get ready for work at 5 a.m., what else do you think about aside from car insurance?

[Stormborn]

(10-27-2015, 04:28 PM)fredtoast Wrote: My question is this.

Who the hell calls their insurance company at 3:00 A.M.?  Why do they make a big deal about a service people will never use?

Because he was actually calling his ho

[Benton]

(10-27-2015, 05:15 PM)Stormborn Wrote: Because he was actually calling his Flo

[*michaelsean*]

(10-27-2015, 04:48 PM)Benton Wrote: When the bar closes at 2 a.m. and you've got some time until you have to get ready for work at 5 a.m., what else do you think about aside from car insurance?

Well I guess if you are leaving a bar at 2:00 and heading to your car, you very well may want to double check your coverage.

[Stormborn]

(10-27-2015, 05:32 PM)Benton Wrote:

Flo's nasty though

[BengalHawk62]

(10-27-2015, 05:46 PM)michaelsean Wrote: Well I guess if you are leaving a bar at 2:00 and heading to your car, you very well may want to double check your coverage.

Discount Double Check!!!!!


Boo-yah! 

[Benton]

(10-27-2015, 05:57 PM)Stormborn Wrote: Flo's nasty though

But she's very progressive. And with the 'name your own price tool,' an incredibly cheap hookup.

[CageTheBengal]

So I guess we will never see JakeFromStateFarm on the boards anymore.