Jackson Carman doesn’t recommend moms spaghetti..

[Tony]

https://www.citybeat.com/news/sports/blog/21157238/after-barfing-on-field-bengals-jackson-carman-doesnt-recommend-eating-moms-spaghetti-in-detroit

Hahahahhahaha, You can't make this stuff up..

[CJD]

Has he never heard the song?

[Tony]

(10-18-2021, 05:52 PM)Crazyjdawg Wrote: Has he never heard the song?

Lol, right... Why would Eminem even name it that?? I bet slim shady is pissed...

[Shake n Blake]

This sounds like an Onion story.

Nothing ever surprises me in 2021. Real life is stranger than satire.

[HarleyDog]

What a noodle.

[BengalsRocker]

He changed his story!

UPDATE: A complex turn of barfing events. Carman now says he in fact did not eat at Mom's Spaghetti before Sunday's game. He still threw up though, and you, as a human, can still eat at Mom's Spaghetti in Detroit, Eminem's restaurant inspired by his lyrics about pasta and barfing.

[*Go Cards*]

Lose Yourself at Mom's Spaghetti

[*michaelsean*]

Well I hope he didn’t eat pasta in game day. I guess he never saw Band of Brothers.

[thompson19osu]

(10-18-2021, 09:30 PM)Go Cards Wrote: Lose Yourself at Mom's Spaghetti

and when you get the ‘rrhea “The Moment You Own It”

[Sled21]

Watch Eminem try to sue him.

[Schmitbuck]

I get why the coaches decided to play Carman, because on the surface he looked calm and ready.

[HarleyDog]

(10-18-2021, 06:11 PM)Shake n Blake Wrote: This sounds like an Onion story.

Jackson Carman makes onions cry! 

[*Wyche'sWarrior*]

Wait.....I thought he had to be carted off because he sharted...

[sandwedge]

(10-19-2021, 04:37 PM)Wyche Wrote: Wait.....I thought he had to be carted off because he sharted...

But did he give everyone a thumbs up?