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Jackson Carman doesn’t recommend moms spaghetti..
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#1
10-18-2021, 05:48 PM
https://www.citybeat.com/news/sports/blog/21157238/after-barfing-on-field-bengals-jackson-carman-doesnt-recommend-eating-moms-spaghetti-in-detroit

Hahahahhahaha, You can't make this stuff up..
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10-18-2021, 05:52 PM
Has he never heard the song?
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10-18-2021, 06:07 PM
(10-18-2021, 05:52 PM)Crazyjdawg Wrote: Has he never heard the song?

Lol, right... Why would Eminem even name it that?? I bet slim shady is pissed...
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10-18-2021, 06:11 PM
This sounds like an Onion story.

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10-18-2021, 06:25 PM
What a noodle.
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#6
10-18-2021, 09:16 PM
He changed his story!

UPDATE: A complex turn of barfing events. Carman now says he in fact did not eat at Mom's Spaghetti before Sunday's game. He still threw up though, and you, as a human, can still eat at Mom's Spaghetti in Detroit, Eminem's restaurant inspired by his lyrics about pasta and barfing.
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10-18-2021, 09:30 PM
Lose Yourself at Mom's Spaghetti
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10-18-2021, 09:55 PM
Well I hope he didn’t eat pasta in game day. I guess he never saw Band of Brothers.
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10-18-2021, 10:34 PM
(10-18-2021, 09:30 PM)Go Cards Wrote: Lose Yourself at Mom's Spaghetti

and when you get the ‘rrhea “The Moment You Own It”
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10-19-2021, 09:44 AM
Watch Eminem try to sue him.
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#11
10-19-2021, 10:26 AM
I get why the coaches decided to play Carman, because on the surface he looked calm and ready.
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10-19-2021, 10:30 AM
(10-18-2021, 06:11 PM)Shake n Blake Wrote: This sounds like an Onion story.

Jackson Carman makes onions cry!  Ninja
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#13
10-19-2021, 04:37 PM
Wait.....I thought he had to be carted off because he sharted...

"Better send those refunds..."

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10-19-2021, 04:41 PM
(10-19-2021, 04:37 PM)Wyche Wrote: Wait.....I thought he had to be carted off because he sharted...

But did he give everyone a thumbs up?
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