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(12-26-2015, 09:07 PM)QueenCitySouth Wrote: http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap3000000609143/article/browns-armonty-bryant-deante-saunders-arrested
Bryant arrested for DUI, Saunders for refusing a breath test.
Thus far this year Johnny dbag has incident with girl friend, and gets yanked from stating position because of off field behavior.
Browns d-line coach is fired for some domestic issue.
These two bozos get arrested.
Last year browns GM gets caught for texting to the sidelines.
Josh Gordon is supended.
Johnny goes into rehab.
The year before FBI investigates Haslem.
What the eff else can go wrong with this trash heap of an organization?
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(12-26-2015, 09:37 PM)Vlad Wrote: Thus far this year Johnny dbag has incident with girl friend, and gets yanked from stating position because of off field behavior.
Browns d-line coach is fired for some domestic issue.
These two get arrested.
Last year browns GM gets caught for texting to the sidelines.
Josh Gordon is supended.
Johnny goes into rehab.
The year before FBI investigates Haslem.
What the eff else can go wrong with this trash heap of an organization?
They beat Pittsburgh and Joey Manzuel keeps the job.
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(12-26-2015, 09:37 PM)Vlad Wrote: Thus far this year Johnny dbag has incident with girl friend, and gets yanked from stating position because of off field behavior.
Browns d-line coach is fired for some domestic issue.
These two get arrested.
Last year browns GM gets caught for texting to the sidelines.
Josh Gordon is supended.
Johnny goes into rehab.
The year before FBI investigates Haslem.
What the eff else can go wrong with this trash heap of an organization?
Anything and everything imaginable.
"The measure of a man's intelligence can be seen in the length of his argument."
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(12-26-2015, 09:50 PM)rfaulk34 Wrote: Anything and everything imaginable.
Lets see.. players sue team because they contracted some sort of disease or infection.
Shit it already happened!
http://www.cleveland.com/browns/index.ssf/2009/06/joshua_gunter_the_plain_dealer.html
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(12-26-2015, 09:50 PM)rfaulk34 Wrote: Anything and everything imaginable.
Lets see...watch, a frustrated Coach Pettine up and quits halfway through next season.
Wait, that already happened with 5 games left to go.
http://usatoday30.usatoday.com/sports/football/nfl/browns/2004-11-30-davis-resignation_x.htm
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Haha factory of sadness.
Love the clowns
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(12-26-2015, 09:50 PM)rfaulk34 Wrote: Anything and everything imaginable.
Lets see...watch, a starting player practices bare foot and gets injured in practice...is out.
Wow that happened already.
http://www.nfl.com/news/story/09000d5d809ea551/printable/browns-edwards-sent-to-hospital-after-strange-practice-injury
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(12-26-2015, 10:33 PM)Vlad Wrote: Lets see.. players sue team because they contracted some sort of disease or infection.
Shit it already happened!
http://www.cleveland.com/browns/index.ssf/2009/06/joshua_gunter_the_plain_dealer.html
(12-26-2015, 10:40 PM)Vlad Wrote: Lets see...a frustrated Coach Pettine up and quits halfway through next season.
Wait, that already happened with 5 games left to go.
http://usatoday30.usatoday.com/sports/football/nfl/browns/2004-11-30-davis-resignation_x.htm
(12-26-2015, 10:49 PM)Vlad Wrote: Lets see...a player doesn't wear proper gear and gets injured in practice.
That happened too.
http://www.nfl.com/news/story/09000d5d809ea551/printable/browns-edwards-sent-to-hospital-after-strange-practice-injury
The Browns would make a good board game.
Factory of Sadness. Where you have to match up the sadness with the player/coach involved.
Don't forget about the Olineman that had his career ended from being hit in the eye by a refs flag.
Or the big money free agent center that blew out his knee on, i think, the very first snap of training camp.
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.... or the star high-round drafted TE who hurt himself on a motorcycle in the facility parking lot?
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(12-26-2015, 10:56 PM)BengalsRocker Wrote: .... or the star high-round drafted TE who hurt himself on a motorcycle in the facility parking lot?
Or the 1st round QB that never panned out..
Volson is meh, but I like him, and he has far exceeded my expectations
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Dear lord. Let's please make this game lol
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(12-26-2015, 09:50 PM)rfaulk34 Wrote: Anything and everything imaginable.
Lets see.
Watch...the browns will have the only player ever to be injured by a refs penalty flag and put on IR.
Damn, it already happened.
http://www.thepostgame.com/blog/throwback/201412/orlando-brown-jeff-triplette-flag-eye
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(12-26-2015, 09:50 PM)rfaulk34 Wrote: Anything and everything imaginable.
Lets see... watch, some brownie will injure himself racing cars or doing motorcycle stunts.
Already happened too.
http://articles.orlandosentinel.com/2005-05-05/sports/0505050168_1_evel-knievel-kellen-winslow-eggplant
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(12-26-2015, 09:50 PM)rfaulk34 Wrote: Anything and everything imaginable.
Lets see....Watch, we'll find out that Jimmy Haslem secretly owns a hockey or soccer team to which he has a greater passion for.
Happened.
http://www.cleveland.com/browns/index.ssf/2015/04/how_the_plight_of_former_cleve.html
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(12-26-2015, 09:50 PM)rfaulk34 Wrote: Anything and everything imaginable.
Its getting more difficult.
How about a player that causes his team to lose a game because he tosses his helmet?
Found that happened too.
https://www.google.com/?gws_rd=ssl#q=dwayne+rudd+tosses+helmet
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You've landed in the Sadness Pits. Return to beginning. Hope to return a fan of another team.
According to his obituary in the Columbus Dispatch, Entsminger also "respectfully requests six Cleveland Browns pall bearers so the Browns can let him down one last time."
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(12-26-2015, 09:50 PM)rfaulk34 Wrote: Anything and everything imaginable.
Now I'm really gonna go out on a limb....Jimmy Haslam moves the team to another city where they finally win a Super Bowl.
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(12-26-2015, 11:42 PM)Vlad Wrote: Now I'm really gonna go out on a limb....Jimmy Haslam moves the team to another city where they finally win a Super Bowl.
The team moves, but the sadness stays.
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(12-26-2015, 11:55 PM)rfaulk34 Wrote: The team moves, but the sadness stays.
Yes that factory of sadness.
That city must have been built on sacred Indian burial ground and is cursed, or perhaps its the curse of Moses Cleaveland.
Cleaveland literally became the 'mistake on the lake' going back to the cities early years when the first newspaper misspelled Cleaveland, named after its founder Moses Cleaveland.
They spelled it Cleveland and it stuck.
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