I'll say one thing for Saturday's game...

[Bengalzona]

... it has done wonders for Smack Talk here.

[Bengalzona]

Now if you all will kindly take your seats, I'll resume lessons.

[Belsnickel]

(01-13-2016, 06:32 PM)Bengalzona Wrote: ... it has done wonders for Smack Talk here.

It's funny, I typically avoid most of the football conversation, but I felt so bad about that game that I had to get in on it. I don't do smack talk well, but I found a desire to discuss the cluster **** that was that game.

[Bengalzona]

(01-13-2016, 06:34 PM)Belsnickel Wrote: It's funny, I typically avoid most of the football conversation, but I felt so bad about that game that I had to get in on it. I don't do smack talk well, but I found a desire to discuss the cluster **** that was that game.

Truth be told, nobody does smack talk well. The point is to stay away from the real butthurt and stick to fantasy, personal insults and occasional jabs at the other team, coaches and players. Also, I've found casting allusions on the sexual preferences of the other 'smackers' helps to keep the atmosphere light and gay!

[Aquapod770]

(01-13-2016, 06:41 PM)Bengalzona Wrote: Truth be told, nobody does smack talk well. The point is to stay away from the real butthurt and stick to fantasy, personal insults and occasional jabs at the other team, coaches and players. Also, I've found casting allusions on the sexual preferences of the other 'smackers' helps to keep the atmosphere light and gay!

[6andcounting]

(01-13-2016, 06:41 PM)Bengalzona Wrote: Truth be told, nobody does smack talk well. The point is to stay away from the real butthurt and stick to fantasy, personal insults and occasional jabs at the other team, coaches and players. Also, I've found casting allusions on the sexual preferences of the other 'smackers' helps to keep the atmosphere light and gay!

Tell your children that whining about the refs doesn't count as smack and therefore is only tolerated in JN.

[Beaker]

(01-13-2016, 08:34 PM)6andcounting Wrote: Tell your children that whining about the refs doesn't count as smack and therefore is only tolerated in JN.

Tell your sister dating cousins that vehemently denying the steelers play dirty isn't smack either.

[6andcounting]

(01-13-2016, 08:35 PM)Beaker Wrote: Tell your sister dating cousins that vehemently denying the steelers play dirty isn't smack either.

Laughing at the dumb things butthurt bengal fans say after a loss isn't intended to be smack.

[Beaker]

(01-13-2016, 08:38 PM)6andcounting Wrote: Laughing at the dumb things butthurt bengal fans say after a loss isn't intended to be smack.

At least you get something.

[6andcounting]

(01-13-2016, 08:39 PM)Beaker Wrote: At least you get something.

Well, we're kind enough to not smack people on suicide watch. Although I did make fun of Rfaulk's bad threads so it's good to see him still alive and posting.

[Bengalzona]

(01-13-2016, 08:40 PM)6andcounting Wrote: Well, we're kind enough to not smack people on suicide watch. Although I did make fun of Rfaulk's bad threads so it's good to see him still alive and posting.

I get that. I have a also couple of morals. For instance, unlike Steelers fans, I never make fun of the mentally and physically handicapped.

I'm gonna have to break that rule this weekend, though, when the Steelers roll Big Ben's gimp butt out on the field to toss interceptions.

[*rfaulk34*]

(01-13-2016, 08:40 PM)6andcounting Wrote: Well, we're kind enough to not smack people on suicide watch. Although I did make fun of Rfaulk's bad threads so it's good to see him still alive and posting.

I'm the ghost of rfaulk.

[6andcounting]

(01-13-2016, 09:42 PM)Bengalzona Wrote: For instance, unlike Steelers fans, I never make fun of the mentally and physically handicapped.

Can you blame us for making fun of Burfict, Pacman or the drunken inbreds throwing trash on the field?

[6andcounting]

(01-13-2016, 09:54 PM)rfaulk34 Wrote: I'm the ghost of rfaulk.

Oh I see. I thought you were trying to be my own personal Brad, but you were in fact haunting me as a ghost.

[*rfaulk34*]

(01-13-2016, 10:06 PM)6andcounting Wrote: Oh I see. I thought you were trying to be my own personal Brad, but you were in fact haunting me as a ghost.

There's that personal flattery again.

[Vlad]

(01-13-2016, 09:42 PM)Bengalzona Wrote: I have a also couple of morals.

You never mate with a cousin before her 16th birthday.

Whats the other?

[Bengalzona]

(01-13-2016, 10:47 PM)Vlad Wrote: You never mate with a cousin before her 16th birthday.

Whats the other?

I never let Steeler fans mate with the barnyard animals. They give the animals too many nasty diseases.

[BeepBeepWoo]

(01-13-2016, 10:47 PM)Vlad Wrote: You never mate with a cousin before her 16th birthday.

Whats the other?

Tis better than your moral, which is never mating with your cousins after their 16th birthday...

[Vlad]

(01-13-2016, 11:35 PM)Bengalzona Wrote: I never let Steeler fans mate with the barnyard animals.

I wouldn't want them mating with bengals fans either.

[Bengalzona]

(01-14-2016, 12:00 AM)Vlad Wrote: I wouldn't want them mating with bengals fans either.

Exactly. The Bengals fans are also at great risk of getting diseases from Steeler fans.