11-14-2015, 08:38 PM
Volson is meh, but I like him, and he has far exceeded my expectations
-Frank Booth 1/9/23
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11-14-2015, 08:38 PM
Volson is meh, but I like him, and he has far exceeded my expectations -Frank Booth 1/9/23
11-15-2015, 05:45 PM
This is crazy !
You can only be bothered by your own thoughts. You can only be p*ssed about your own life.
11-16-2015, 12:06 AM
(11-15-2015, 05:45 PM)Arturo Bandini Wrote: This is crazy ! Would have been funnier, had they shown the people sneaking the cucumbers up to the cats.. Volson is meh, but I like him, and he has far exceeded my expectations -Frank Booth 1/9/23
11-18-2015, 05:27 PM
You can only be bothered by your own thoughts. You can only be p*ssed about your own life.
11-20-2015, 02:32 AM
The Quotes of Steven Wright:
1 - I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize. 2 - Borrow money from pessimists -- they don't expect it back. 3 - Half the people you know are below average. 4 - 99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name. 5 - 82.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot. 6 - A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good. 7 - A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory. 8 - If you want the rainbow, you got to put up with the rain. 9 - All those who believe in psycho kinesis, raise my hand. 10 - The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. 11 - I almost had a psychic girlfriend, ..... But she left me before we met. 12 - OK, so what's the speed of dark? 13 - How do you tell when you're out of invisible ink? 14 - If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something. 15 - Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm. 16 - When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane. 17 - Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy. 18 - Hard work pays off in the future; laziness pays off now. 19 - I intend to live forever ... So far, so good. 20 - If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? 21 - Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines. 22 - What happens if you get scared half to death twice? 23 - My mechanic told me, "I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder." 24 - Why do psychics have to ask you for your name 25 - If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried. 26 - A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking. 27 - Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it. 28 - The hardness of the butter is proportional to the softness of the bread. 29 - To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research. 30 - The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard. 31 - The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up. 32 - The colder the x-ray table, the more of your body is required to be on it. 33 - Everyone has a photographic memory; some just don't have film. 34 - If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 35 - If your car could travel at the speed of light, would your headlights work?
11-20-2015, 09:17 PM
November 18, 1985. My favorite comic premiers.
"The measure of a man's intelligence can be seen in the length of his argument."
11-21-2015, 12:43 AM
Volson is meh, but I like him, and he has far exceeded my expectations -Frank Booth 1/9/23
11-21-2015, 06:13 PM
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Yeah, sure they are.. Volson is meh, but I like him, and he has far exceeded my expectations -Frank Booth 1/9/23
11-21-2015, 06:27 PM
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Volson is meh, but I like him, and he has far exceeded my expectations -Frank Booth 1/9/23
11-21-2015, 06:33 PM
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Volson is meh, but I like him, and he has far exceeded my expectations -Frank Booth 1/9/23
11-21-2015, 07:47 PM
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