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06-30-2015, 08:38 PM
(06-30-2015, 02:31 AM)Bengalzona Wrote: Looks like he got a piece of the red. Give him a point.... on his driver's license.
To each his own... unless you belong to a political party...
07-02-2015, 10:45 AM
Volson is meh, but I like him, and he has far exceeded my expectations -Frank Booth 1/9/23
07-02-2015, 10:54 AM
Volson is meh, but I like him, and he has far exceeded my expectations -Frank Booth 1/9/23
07-02-2015, 11:08 AM
Volson is meh, but I like him, and he has far exceeded my expectations -Frank Booth 1/9/23
07-02-2015, 02:14 PM
Sunday Morning Sex
Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95 year-old grandmother and comfort her. When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied, "He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning." Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that 2 people nearly 100 years old having sex would surely be asking for trouble. "Oh no, my dear," replied granny. "Many years ago, realizing our advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the church bells would start to ring. It was just the right rhythm. Nice and slow and even. Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the Ding and out on the Dong." She paused to wipe away a tear, and continued, "He'd still be alive if the ice cream truck hadn't come along." I will never hear church bells ringing again without smiling.
07-02-2015, 05:55 PM
07-03-2015, 09:20 AM
Volson is meh, but I like him, and he has far exceeded my expectations -Frank Booth 1/9/23
07-03-2015, 05:08 PM
Volson is meh, but I like him, and he has far exceeded my expectations -Frank Booth 1/9/23
07-03-2015, 08:26 PM
"The measure of a man's intelligence can be seen in the length of his argument."
07-03-2015, 08:33 PM
Guy walks into a bar...
A new guy in town walks into a bar and notices a large jar filled to the brim with $10 bills. The man approaches the bartender and asks, "What's up with the jar?" "Well, you pay $10, and if you pass three tests, then you get all the money." "What are the three tests?" asks the man "Gotta pay first." So the guy gives him the $10 bucks, and the bartender adds it to the jar. "OK, here's what you have to do. First, you have to drink that whole bottle of pepper tequila -- the WHOLE thing at once -- and you can't make a face while doing it. Second, there's a pit bull chained up out back with a sore tooth. You have to remove the tooth with your bare hands. Third, there is a 90-year-old woman upstairs who's never had an orgasm in her life. You gotta make things right for her." "Well, I know I've paid my $10 bucks," says the man, "but I'm not an idiot. No wonder you've collected so much money -- that's impossible!" The new guy proceeds to drink several whiskeys, and eventually, he gets up his nerve. "Wherez zat teeqeelah?" he slurs. He grabs the bottle of pepper tequila with both hands and downs it, gulp by gulp. Tears are streaming down his cheeks, but he doesn't make a face. Next, he staggers out back. Everyone in the bar hears a huge scuffle outside -- barking, yelping and growling, then silence. Just when they think the man must be dead, he staggers back into the bar with his shirt ripped and gashes across his body. "NOW," he says, "wherez at ol' lady with the sore tooth?" "The measure of a man's intelligence can be seen in the length of his argument."
07-03-2015, 09:31 PM
Two hillbillies walk into a restaurant. While having a bite to eat, they talk about their moonshine operation.
Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eatin...g a sandwich, begins to cough. After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress. One of the hillbillies looks at her and says, Kin ya swallar?' The woman shakes her head no. Then he asks, 'Kin ya breathe?' The woman begins to turn blue, and shakes her head no. The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up her dress, yanks down her drawers, and quickly gives her right butt cheek a lick with his tongue. The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm, and the obstruction flies out of her mouth.As she begins to breathe again, the Hillbilly walks slowly back to his table. His partner says, 'Ya know, I'd heerd of that there 'Hind Lick Maneuver' but I ain't niver seed nobody do it!' Volson is meh, but I like him, and he has far exceeded my expectations -Frank Booth 1/9/23 |
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