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(03-29-2017, 06:30 PM)Westwood Bengal Wrote: I thought there a dedicated place for memes about gerbils, tits and cats with genitalia on their faces.
Nope, they did away with those.
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A Greek and an Italian were arguing over who had the superior culture. The Greek says:
– We have the Parthenon.
Arching his eyebrows, the Italian replies:
– We have the Colosseum.
The Greek retorts:
– We Greeks gave birth to advanced mathematics.
The Italian, nodding agreement, says,
– But we built the Roman Empire.
And so on and so on until the Greek comes up with what he thinks will end the discussion. With a flourish of finality he says:
– We invented sex!
The Italian replies:
– That is true, but it was the Italians who introduced it to women.
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(03-31-2017, 04:01 PM)SunsetBengal Wrote: ..
That is a swing and a miss. The second waiter response should have been....
Waiter: Sir! The US Government will not allow us to serve raw meat!
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Sometimes class takes a hilarious turn, even Radiation Health Physics. We’re covering genetics and the professor said, “I’ll show you how this works using eye color.” He pointed to my friend Rich, an Army captain, and asked, “What color were your mother’s eyes?”
“Blue,” Rich answered. The professor wrote “bb” on the board.
Then the professor asked, “Okay, Rich. What color were your father’s eyes?”
“Bloodshot.”
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