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[HarleyDog]

(09-20-2020, 02:09 PM)jfkbengals Wrote: Shouldn't that say Driving in the UK before your windshield defrosts and you are late?

IDK. It made me remember a few times I leaned over to drive since thats what thawed first.

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(09-20-2020, 02:54 PM)HarleyDog Wrote: IDK. It made me remember a few times I leaned over to drive since thats what thawed first.

 

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(09-20-2020, 02:56 PM)jfkbengals Wrote:  

That was my younger days when I feared being late. Now I don't worry about it. I just use a flamethrower. 

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(09-20-2020, 03:28 PM)HarleyDog Wrote: That was my younger days when I feared being late. Now I don't worry about it. I just use a flamethrower. 

Late 90s I lived downtown near VCU.  We had a rare big snow, and I waas lucky enough to be parked on the street right outside my house.  My next door neighbor was parked behind me.  I took a broom and swept the snow off the car windows, then made multiple trips with a tea kettle to pour cold(ish) tap water over the ice sheet on the windshield and melt it away.  I took the kettle back in and grabbed a shovel to start digging through the berm of snow created by the snow plow that had me blocked in place.  No sooner than I get back outside, I see my neighbor standing there in tears.  We were good friends, so I immediately went to figure out what was wrong and try to console her.  Apparently she had been watching me and was impressed with how effective it was to pour water from the tea kettle, so she wanted to do the same.  Alas, she didn't realize it was just water straight from the tap.  She filled a kettle, boiled it, then poured it straight onto her frozen windshield to disastrous effect.  I still feel bad about that happening...

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Harleydog biting in the water. Me and Sunset giving cover fire in the background. Not sure who the nun and her mount are (a.k.a. Don't feel like being mean to anyone at the moment).

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(09-26-2020, 03:44 PM)HarleyDog Wrote:

That shit is gross though... Millennials.

That would've never flown back in the day where you had to actively go into a store, and aquire porn... The judgement of the guy sitting behind the register would've been too much.

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(09-27-2020, 05:36 AM)Bengalzona Wrote:

Harleydog biting in the water. Me and Sunset giving cover fire in the background. Not sure who the nun and her mount are (a.k.a. Don't feel like being mean to anyone at the moment).

Nice.

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(09-27-2020, 10:28 AM)jason Wrote: That shit is gross though... Millennials.

That would've never flown back in the day where you had to actively go into a store, and aquire porn... The judgement of the guy sitting behind the register would've been too much.

Ummm... yeah it did. Taboo, Taboo II, Taboo III. And so on. Came out in 1980 on VHS. 

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(09-27-2020, 10:38 AM)HarleyDog Wrote: Ummm... yeah it did. Taboo, Taboo II, Taboo III. And so on. Came out in 1980 on VHS. 

Oh... Maybe I'm just a Christian, and was unaware.