What Say You? - The Board After One Year

[Tiger Teeth]

(03-30-2016, 11:40 PM)treee Wrote: Needs more cowbell.

[wolfkaosaun]

Pros: I'm here

Cons: Need more chicks. Badly.

[Interceptor]

It's like continuing from the old board without missing a beat - but with restrictions lifted.

[Bengal Dude]

(03-30-2016, 10:00 PM)Bengalholic Wrote: While this thread/poll is just meant to have a little fun...in all seriousness, Benton, BD, Shake, Zona and Eox have done a great job and their day to day moderation efforts are what keeps this place running pretty damn smoothly. 


Benton and BD are the Wyatt and Doc of the board...maintaining law and order, while keeping the occasional trouble making 'Cowboys' in check.
Shake is The King of the Jungle (Noise).
Zona has become the czar of PnR.
Eox does whatever it is that Eox does...and he does it as only Eox can do it.

I've basically taken on the role of that weird, old founder guy that sits on the Board of Directors just to occupy a seat. I spend most days wondering drunk and confused around the staff room, with my robe hanging open and my tiger striped speedo not quite adjusted correctly...while Benton tries to jab me with a needle full of Lorazepam and Zona sings me lullabies. 

It's a good life! 

I just appreciate the free coffee enemas.

[xxlt]

(03-30-2016, 06:10 PM)Benton Wrote: I went with the turtles. Mainly because it's true. I know it's a "girly" animal, but I've always loved 'em, from their leathery shells even to their smelling like the underside of a scrotum.

Man, think I'm taking off work to go down to the pond and toss some corn bread at a few.

Scrotum or turtles?

[xxlt]

(03-31-2016, 09:16 PM)jfkbengals Wrote: Why was I limited to three selections?

Everything but the truck stop thing applied, and maybe it was correct also.  Having never been to my local truck stop bathroom, I can't say for certain.

 Methinks he doth protest too much!

And now, a test. Which of the above two emoticons most resembles the creeper hanging in the local truck stop.

[BengalHawk62]

All this talk about local truck stops makes me wanna listen to a little Bloodhound Gang.

You can not imagine how difficult it is to hold a half gallon of moo juice

and polish the one-eyed gopher when your doin' seventy-five
in an eighteen-wheeler.

[Benton]

(04-01-2016, 04:13 PM)Bengal Dude Wrote: I just appreciate the free coffee enemas.

I'd appreciate them if you didn't empty the remains in my coffee cup.

[Benton]

(04-01-2016, 04:17 PM)xxlt Wrote: Scrotum or turtles?

Some of column A, some of column B.

[6andcounting]

This board will be an AARP member before the bengals win a playoff game. #GotYouMoreButthurtThanANegRep

[*Wyche'sWarrior*]

(04-01-2016, 05:28 PM)BengalHawk62 Wrote: All this talk about local truck stops makes me wanna listen to a little Bloodhound Gang.

You can not imagine how difficult it is to hold a half gallon of moo juice

and polish the one-eyed gopher when your doin' seventy-five
in an eighteen-wheeler.

Amateur......and no Jerry Reed or Moe Bandy?  

[*jason*]

This place sucks...



I'm glad you stepped up Holic.  I could have lived without it, but it's cool that I didn't have to.

[BengalsRocker]

(04-01-2016, 04:13 PM)Bengal Dude Wrote: I just appreciate the free coffee enemas.

(04-01-2016, 05:37 PM)Benton Wrote: I'd appreciate them if you didn't empty the remains in my coffee cup.

Thems good dunkin' stuff B.  I just wish that bastard that kept leaving half a donut in the box would get fired.

[BengalsRocker]

(03-30-2016, 08:06 PM)StoneTheCrow Wrote: Dominates the old ones.

Yeah and nobody gave us the "safe word".

[BengalsRocker]

(03-30-2016, 09:16 PM)wildcats forever Wrote: Get off my lawn !!!

That's get the F off my lawn ya jackass !

[BengalsRocker]

(03-31-2016, 01:30 PM)fredtoast Wrote: Love the fact that it is gluten free.

(03-31-2016, 01:32 PM)Benton Wrote: I'm gluten intolerant. That was non-negotiable.

[Rotobeast]

(04-01-2016, 06:46 PM)WychesWarrior Wrote: Amateur......and no Jerry Reed or Moe Bandy?  

I remember the first cassettes I ever bought at a truck stop.

David Allen Coe and a Gene Tracy comedy tape.

Boy did I get an education in a hurry.

[Benton]

(04-01-2016, 10:00 PM)BengalsRocker Wrote: Thems good dunkin' stuff B.  I just wish that bastard that kept leaving half a donut in the box would get fired.

No kidding. When did that start!? I've worked in offices for 15 years now and never had a problem. Now it's like a constant. If there's doughnuts, there's going to be half doughnuts.

Take the other @$%#'ing half. Nobody wants your crusty seconds.

[CageTheBengal]

This place is awesome end of story. Miles ahead were the old board was imo.


Although a dark theme for computer users would be off the chain bruh.

[treee]

(04-18-2016, 01:01 PM)CageTheBengal Wrote: This place is awesome end of story. Miles ahead were the old board was imo.


Although a dark theme for computer users would be off the chain bruh.  

I agree. Every legitimate website needs a gray/blue/black background option for those of us who don't like blasting their retinas with white light all the time. That aside, I'm glad everything came together here because I was freaking out back when I first found out the old boards were shutting down. The Bengals message boards have always been my haven no matter what point I'm at in my life.