Tyler's Touchdown Crunch!

[CageTheBengal]

Quote:Cincinnati Bengals tight end Tyler Eifert will introduce "Tyler's Touchdown Crunch" next Tuesday at a media-only event at the Oakley Kroger Marketplace.

“Tyler’s Touchdown Crunch” - a frosted corn flakes cereal - comes packaged in a 14 oz. Limited Edition Collector’s Box and is only available at participating Cincinnati-area Kroger stores or at http://www.plbsports.com, according to a release from PLB Sports.

Eifert was ruled out for the Bengals' Week 2 showdown with the Steelers in Pittsburgh, but Paul Dehner Jr. reported via Twitter on Thursday morning that he's continuing to work out on the side at practice.

http://www.cincinnati.com/story/sports/nfl/bengals/2016/09/15/tyler-eiferts-cereal-hit-kroger-shelves/90413660/


I'm guessing the crunch is the sound his ankle made when he scored hisTD in the Pro-bowl.


I think I would've went with Eifert-Os

[GreenCornBengal]

Don't drop the box, or your cereal will just be a bunch of dust.

[StoneTheCrow]

(09-16-2016, 10:27 AM)CageTheBengal Wrote: http://www.cincinnati.com/story/sports/nfl/bengals/2016/09/15/tyler-eiferts-cereal-hit-kroger-shelves/90413660/


I'm guessing the crunch is the sound his ankle made when he scored hisTD in the Pro-bowl.


I think I would've went with Eifert-Os

He didn't even catch the ball in the pro bowl on that play.

[XenoMorph]

(09-16-2016, 10:27 AM)CageTheBengal Wrote: http://www.cincinnati.com/story/sports/nfl/bengals/2016/09/15/tyler-eiferts-cereal-hit-kroger-shelves/90413660/


I'm guessing the crunch is the sound his ankle made when he scored hisTD in the Pro-bowl.


I think I would've went with Eifert-Os

too close to Bootie-O's

[*Awful Llama*]

Rule #1 in celebrity cereal marketing: make sure the box doesn't list the number for a phone sex service.

[*Go Cards*]

Would rather see him return to line up than launch a cereal.

But kudos to him and hope it makes him big bucks.

[*Nately120*]

Start you day with Eifert's Frosted IR Crunch with toast smothered in Kroft's Knee Jam! Only available for a limited time because they're both going to totally not be injured aaaaaaany day now. Trust me.

[bonesaw]

I will publicly eat a whole box of this Man vs Food style in one sitting if we win the Super Bowl. with milk. You all are invited

[Atomic Orange]

I just want the box. Who wants the cereal, we'll split the cost!

[xxlt]

(09-16-2016, 10:27 AM)CageTheBengal Wrote: http://www.cincinnati.com/story/sports/nfl/bengals/2016/09/15/tyler-eiferts-cereal-hit-kroger-shelves/90413660/


I'm guessing the crunch is the sound his ankle made when he scored hisTD in the Pro-bowl.


I think I would've went with Eifert-Os

How about, "Cream of Tyler?"

Or is that what you are supposed to pour over your TT Crunch?

[IMightBeRight]

I hope it is full of something that makes him less injury prone...

[Jpoore]

All i know is i like hearing he put on 15 pounds of muscle. Does that mean he willl have less injuries? He. Sure will be even harder to stop.