10-04-2016, 04:36 PM
I was in Oak Ridge last night and got bitten by a radioactive prostitute.
Wonder if I will develop super powers......
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10-04-2016, 04:36 PM
I was in Oak Ridge last night and got bitten by a radioactive prostitute.
10-04-2016, 05:12 PM
Giddy up bah oom bopa oom bopa mao mao
I'm gonna break every record they've got. I'm tellin' you right now. I don't know how I'm gonna do it, but it's goin' to get done.
- Ja'Marr Chase April 2021
10-04-2016, 06:59 PM
(10-04-2016, 04:36 PM)fredtoast Wrote: I was in Oak Ridge last night and got bitten by a radioactive prostitute. Where is Oak Ridge?
10-04-2016, 07:51 PM
(10-04-2016, 06:59 PM)Dill Wrote: Where is Oak Ridge? Oak Ridge is a city in the eastern part of Tennessee, about 25 miles (40 km) west of Knoxville. Oak Ridge was established in 1942 as a production site for the Manhattan Project—the massive American, British, and Canadian operation that developed the atomic bomb. The K-25,S-50, and Y-12 plants were each built in Oak Ridge to separate the fissile isotope uranium-235 from natural uranium, which consists almost entirely of the isotope uranium-238. The X-10 site, now the location of Oak Ridge National Laboratory, was established as a pilot plant for production of plutonium using the Graphite Reactor. Two of the four major facilities created for the wartime bomb production are still standing today:
10-04-2016, 08:05 PM
(10-04-2016, 07:51 PM)fredtoast Wrote: Oak Ridge is a city in the eastern part of Tennessee, about 25 miles (40 km) west of Knoxville. Oh, That Oakridge. Gotcha. I saw a documentary about that.
10-04-2016, 08:43 PM
10-04-2016, 09:09 PM
Your superpower will be
Being able to run fast in six inch heeled thigh boots, daisy dukes and a half leather vest with a corset and you will have no gag reflex. Well don't Fred...well done.
10-04-2016, 09:49 PM
(10-04-2016, 04:36 PM)fredtoast Wrote: I was in Oak Ridge last night and got bitten by a radioactive prostitute. Soon your vagina will be able to shoot lasers...
10-05-2016, 03:16 PM
(10-04-2016, 09:09 PM)Nebuchadnezzar Wrote: Your superpower will be Ever seen Sasha Grey? That's talent right there. Deceitful, two-faced she-woman. Never trust a female, Delmar, remember that one simple precept and your time with me will not have been ill spent.
10-05-2016, 06:38 PM
You will develop the ability to transport decomposing goats inside of a vehicle without gagging.
10-05-2016, 09:23 PM
10-05-2016, 10:19 PM
(10-04-2016, 04:36 PM)fredtoast Wrote: I was in Oak Ridge last night and got bitten by a radioactive prostitute. I predict you will be able to twirl your pimp cane with dazzling speed, sling webs like Spiderman - but not from your wrists, and slap bitches before they see it coming.
JOHN ROBERTS: From time to time in the years to come, I hope you will be treated unfairly so that you will come to know the value of justice... I wish you bad luck, again, from time to time so that you will be conscious of the role of chance in life and understand that your success is not completely deserved and that the failure of others is not completely deserved either.
10-05-2016, 11:28 PM
(10-05-2016, 03:16 PM)BengalHawk62 Wrote: Ever seen Sasha Grey? That's talent right there. Indeed...
10-05-2016, 11:30 PM
You might develop the power to annoy multiple board members with a single post.
Oh, wait. You can already do that. Never mind.
10-05-2016, 11:38 PM
(10-05-2016, 03:16 PM)BengalHawk62 Wrote: Ever seen Sasha Grey? That's talent right there. That's rep right there!
10-09-2016, 09:49 AM
Your power will be a super rapid back and forth motion of your right hand.
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