Jerry Porter....

[Beaker]

Bengal fans: "Our douchebag CB isn't as bad as your douchebag coach"

steeler fans: "Our idiot coach isn't as bad as your idiot CB"

ravens fans: "Our criminals haven't done anything.....recently"

repeat

[Air Force 1]

(01-10-2017, 03:39 PM)michaelsean Wrote: I think he's remarking on the fact that most people in Western PA lack indoor plumbing and therefore piss in the Ohio River after consuming large quantities of that piss in a can they drink.

After getting the messenger pigeon from the famed Iron City brewery (cuz they still are new at the whole internet thing) They sent me their secret process for making the beer that the inbred citizens of Pittsburgh love most. I'm not supposed to share it but:

Step one: gather up used sweaty, pissed in, pissed on and butt crack tainted clothing from Squeeler practices and games.
Step two: Steam and drain said clothing with water and disposable liquids gathered from various rest stops along the Pennsylvania turnpike.
Step three: Let sludgy liquid ferment and filter thru used pairs of women's underwear from ladies in Pittsburgh..(All 30 pairs)
Step four:  Can brew with aluminum cans recycle from shut down farm barns in Pennsylvania..Can designs done with lead paint
Step five:  Serve to local retards and let them enjoy..

Its explains way too much..

[Griever]

(01-11-2017, 08:14 AM)Air Force 1 Wrote: After getting the messenger pigeon from the famed Iron City brewery (cuz they still are new at the whole internet thing) They sent me their secret process for making the beer that the inbred citizens of Pittsburgh love most. I'm not supposed to share it but:

Step one: gather up used sweaty, pissed in, pissed on and butt crack tainted clothing from Squeeler practices and games.
Step two: Steam and drain said clothing with water and disposable liquids gathered from various rest stops along the Pennsylvania turnpike.
Step three: Let sludgy liquid ferment and filter thru used pairs of women's underwear from ladies in Pittsburgh..(All 30 pairs)
Step four:  Can brew with aluminum cans recycle from shut down farm barns in Pennsylvania..Can designs done with lead paint
Step five:  Serve to local retards and let them enjoy..

Its explains way too much..

this post took a big effort on your part, didnt it?

[6andcounting]

(01-11-2017, 10:05 AM)Griever Wrote: this post took a big effort on your part, didnt it?

You know he had the biggest grin the whole time he timed that. 

[McC]

(01-11-2017, 10:05 AM)Griever Wrote: this post took a big effort on your part, didnt it?

Translation--"I searched my entire brain(took just a second) and I have no witty comeback."

[BmorePat87]

(01-10-2017, 02:55 PM)michaelsean Wrote: Didn't Suggs hurt The Rock's hip when they got in that fight while they were doing the Jay Glazer show?

Is that a Ballers reference?

[JS-Steelerfan]

(01-11-2017, 08:14 AM)Air Force 1 Wrote: After getting the messenger pigeon from the famed Iron City brewery (cuz they still are new at the whole internet thing) They sent me their secret process for making the beer that the inbred citizens of Pittsburgh love most. I'm not supposed to share it but:

Step one: gather up used sweaty, pissed in, pissed on and butt crack tainted clothing from Squeeler practices and games.
Step two: Steam and drain said clothing with water and disposable liquids gathered from various rest stops along the Pennsylvania turnpike.
Step three: Let sludgy liquid ferment and filter thru used pairs of women's underwear from ladies in Pittsburgh..(All 30 pairs)
Step four:  Can brew with aluminum cans recycle from shut down farm barns in Pennsylvania..Can designs done with lead paint
Step five:  Serve to local retards and let them enjoy..

Its explains way too much..

Meh, I'm more of a Troeg's guy anyway. 

[*michaelsean*]

(01-11-2017, 12:40 PM)BmorePat87 Wrote: Is that a Ballers reference?

That it is.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BTmJ3VRw2c0

[ballsofsteel]

(01-10-2017, 03:39 PM)michaelsean Wrote: I think he's remarking on the fact that most people in Western PA lack indoor plumbing and therefore piss in the Ohio River after consuming large quantities of that piss in a can they drink.

Hi Martin. I'm remarking on the fact that when people in Western Pa take a s**t and a p*ss, you inbred bungaloids will slurp up that concoction a few days later when it flows down the river into your trailers.

[StoneTheCrow]

(01-11-2017, 07:22 PM)ballsofsteel Wrote: Hi Martin. I'm remarking on the fact that when people in Western Pa take a s**t and a p*ss, you inbred bungaloids will slurp up that concoction a few days later when it flows down the river into your trailers.

No. That shit and piss bubbles up under Heinz field.



Then, the Pittsburgh chapter of juggalo nation gathers a handful of times during the fall to watch their beloved ones roll around in it while they use their rags to dissipate the stench.

[ballsofsteel]

(01-11-2017, 08:16 PM)StoneTheCrow Wrote: No. That shit and piss bubbles up under Heinz field.



Then, the Pittsburgh chapter of juggalo nation gathers a handful of times during the fall to watch their beloved ones roll around in it while they use their rags to dissipate the stench.

Hey watch your language! There are kids that read these boards! (mostly bungal fans).

[TGISunday]

Did Porter's dogs get loose and kill a miniature horse again?

http://www.post-gazette.com/local/north/2006/09/21/Joey-Porter-s-dogs-get-loose-kill-miniature-horse/stories/200609210280

Or someone's dog?

http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2011/07/08/joey-porters-dogs-strike-again/

Or was he caught bringing his entourage to help jump Levi Jones, from behind, at a Vegas blackjack table...

http://larrybrownsports.com/football/joey-porter-and-bengals-all-pro-levi-jones-rumble-in-vegas/243

"The Standard is he Standard"

[Griever]

(01-12-2017, 08:37 AM)TGISunday Wrote: Did Porter's dogs get loose and kill a miniature horse again?

http://www.post-gazette.com/local/north/2006/09/21/Joey-Porter-s-dogs-get-loose-kill-miniature-horse/stories/200609210280

Or someone's dog?

http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2011/07/08/joey-porters-dogs-strike-again/

Or was he caught bringing his entourage to help jump Levi Jones, from behind, at a Vegas blackjack table...

http://larrybrownsports.com/football/joey-porter-and-bengals-all-pro-levi-jones-rumble-in-vegas/243

"The Standard is he Standard"

do you regularly bring up years old stories when the bengals are out of the playoffs on a yearly basis?
if you do, you must be running out of material

[McC]

(01-12-2017, 10:29 AM)Griever Wrote: do you regularly bring up years old stories when the bengals are out of the playoffs on a yearly basis?
if you do, you must be running out of material

Isn't this rich?  It might be in this very thread where one of your fellow hypocrites posted links to a Cincinnati high school coach arrested and Bob Huggins arrested twenty years ago.  At least the links to which you refer are Porter links.

[Griever]

(01-12-2017, 10:38 AM)McC Wrote: Isn't this rich?  It might be in this very thread where one of your fellow hypocrites posted links to a Cincinnati high school coach arrested and Bob Huggins arrested twenty years ago.  At least the links to which you refer are Porter links.

#trumpitup

[TGISunday]

(01-12-2017, 10:29 AM)Griever Wrote: do you regularly bring up years old stories when the bengals are out of the playoffs on a yearly basis?
if you do, you must be running out of material

Luckily, this material was available to the steelers when they decided to bring this guy onto the coaching staff.  So this is not exactly new to Porter, and shouldn't be to the Steelers.

[StoneTheCrow]

(01-12-2017, 07:09 AM)ballsofsteel Wrote: Hey watch your language! There are kids that read these boards! (mostly bungal fans).

Shit is allowed here. Thus, the presence of Steelers fans.