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Ben Roethlisberger on COVID list
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This is potentially a game changer for Sunday...literally

 

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Oh boy
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(11-10-2020, 12:04 PM)bengalfan74 Wrote: Oh boy

Phase 1 of my Bengals game plan for a win is coming into focus.
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This is why you gotta test your potential rape victims for ALL diseases. Ninja
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He’s just on the “high risk” list because he was in close contact with MacDonald. If he tests negative he’ll play Sunday
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(11-10-2020, 12:11 PM)ZeGerman Wrote: He’s just on the “high risk” list because he was in close contact with MacDonald. If he tests negative he’ll play Sunday

Yep. Got excited for nothing.

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(11-10-2020, 12:12 PM)Nicomo Cosca Wrote: Yep. Got excited for nothing.

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Don't forget he still has 2 bad knees. So there's that.
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(11-10-2020, 12:16 PM)PhilHos Wrote: Don't forget he still has 2 bad knees. So there's that.

Eh... who knows? That dude is always (allegedly) afflicted somehow Rolleyes so when he wins on Sunday the media will laud him for being “tough” and “plays through adversity to win”.

We’ve seen it many times before, we’ll probably see/hear about it all over again Sunday
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Any chance they push the game out? I hope not.
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(11-10-2020, 12:27 PM)Pat5775 Wrote: Eh... who knows? That dude is always (allegedly) afflicted somehow Rolleyes so when he wins on Sunday the media will laud him for being “tough” and “plays through adversity to win”.

We’ve seen it many times before, we’ll probably see/hear about it all over again Sunday

I know your 100% dead on. This guy will act like his leg was cut off by the Texas Chainsaw man himself, grab his stub and go into the locker room and be back playing after a few plays. 
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(11-10-2020, 12:11 PM)ZeGerman Wrote: He’s just on the “high risk” list because he was in close contact with MacDonald. If he tests negative he’ll play Sunday

He was also probably in close contact with some yinzer prostitutes...
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(11-10-2020, 12:02 PM)pally Wrote: This is potentially a game changer for Sunday...literally


More drama and excuses for the drama queen.  If (when) he loses, it will be because of the cowboys tried to hit him in the pee pee, and COVID protocols made him eat chicken wings and not practice.  If he wins, he is a warrior that overcame a 100.4 temperature, a broken thumb, a glove, a few rape allegations, bad officiating (that they ONLY deal with against the pats, and it is hilarious to watch them lose their minds over), and because the ghost of Vontaze Burfict hurt his shoulder.  
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(11-10-2020, 12:10 PM)PhilHos Wrote: This is why you gotta test your potential rape victims for ALL diseases. Ninja

That and make sure the club owner thoroughly cleans the bathroom both before and after you do your business.
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If Karma comes in to this..... not looking good for him.
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(11-10-2020, 01:17 PM)SHRacerX Wrote: More drama and excuses for the drama queen.  If (when) he loses, it will be because of the cowboys tried to hit him in the pee pee, and COVID protocols made him eat chicken wings and not practice.  If he wins, he is a warrior that overcame a 100.4 temperature, a broken thumb, a glove, a few rape allegations, bad officiating (that they ONLY deal with against the pats, and it is hilarious to watch them lose their minds over), and because the ghost of Vontaze Burfict hurt his shoulder.  

At least the FDA will be able to harvest the antibodies Ben's Wolverine-esque immune system produces and fashion a vaccine from them.  
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If he tests positive we will get to see what happens when Covid meets Gonosyphaherpalies. Could be ground breaking stuff.

Somehow this shit heel will play and after this game half our team will end up with Covid and the other half will get fines for being too mean to steelers...

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(11-10-2020, 12:11 PM)ZeGerman Wrote: He’s just on the “high risk” list because he was in close contact with MacDonald. If he tests negative he’ll play Sunday

yes.. and he was sitting out the week with his knees anyway.. 
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(11-10-2020, 12:11 PM)ZeGerman Wrote: He’s just on the “high risk” list because he was in close contact with MacDonald. If he tests negative he’ll play Sunday

And will still be lauded as a tough hero that played against all odds.  :paul:
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Hilarious thread. He will play, we all know he will. Same old song and dance.
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