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(12-30-2016, 03:10 PM)Bengalzona Wrote:
YoW! This one brings back so many memories. Scary enough if it weren't true.
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(12-30-2016, 11:06 PM)6andcounting Wrote:
Not Ben Garrison.....
minus 50 cool kid points.
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Quote:[url=https://www.quora.com/What-joke-best-illustrates-the-difference-between-Democrats-and-Republicans]What joke best illustrates the difference between Democrats and Republicans?
Greg Hadaller
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No idea who deserves credit for this joke (not me):
A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost. She lowered her altitude and spotted a man in a boat below. She shouted to him:
"Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don't know where I am."
The man consulted his portable GPS and replied, "You're in a hot air balloon, approximately 30 feet above ground elevation of 2,346 feet above sea level. You are at 31 degrees, 14.97 minutes north latitude and 100 degrees, 49.09 minutes west longitude.
She rolled her eyes and said, "You must be an Obama Democrat.
"I am," replied the man. "How did you know?"
"Well," answered the balloonist, "everything you told me is technically correct. But I have no idea what to do with your information, and I'm still lost. Frankly, you've not been much help to me."
The man smiled and responded, "You must be a Republican."
"I am," replied the balloonist. "How did you know?"
"Well," said the man, "you don't know where you are -- or where you are going. You've risen to where you are , due to a large quantity of hot air. You made a promise you have no idea how to keep, and you expect me to solve your problem. You're in exactly the same position you were in before we met, but somehow, now it's my fault."
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(12-30-2016, 11:06 PM)6andcounting Wrote:
This reminds me of the way W Bush was preferred to handle war on terror over Kerry because Kerry was a chess player and Bush was a checkers player. Wacky. I guess times change. Call me when this world needs a tiddlywinks player to handle foreign policy!
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(12-31-2016, 02:54 PM)GMDino Wrote:
Judging by the condition of that homeless guy, I'd say he hit the jackpot. Free housing for life!
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(12-31-2016, 05:15 PM)SunsetBengal Wrote: Judging by the condition of that homeless guy, I'd say he hit the jackpot. Free housing for life!
And healthcare. You forgot healthcare.
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