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#1
08-11-2015, 01:58 PM
Your wife on your wedding day? You boys got any ideas? I'm looking to not spend a fortune, since that was what the ring and honeymoon is for, but something 'special', sentimental. ????
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08-11-2015, 02:19 PM
(08-11-2015, 01:58 PM)BengalHawk62 Wrote: Your wife on your wedding day?  You boys got any ideas?  I'm looking to not spend a fortune, since that was what the ring and honeymoon is for, but something 'special', sentimental.  ????

Photo album. Tell her it's for storing all the memories you're going to make together.

Then smack her on the backside and tell her to make you a sandwich. 
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08-11-2015, 02:31 PM
nothing. the ring and honeymoon should be enough.
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08-11-2015, 02:51 PM
(08-11-2015, 01:58 PM)BengalHawk62 Wrote: Your wife on your wedding day? You boys got any ideas? I'm looking to not spend a fortune, since that was what the ring and honeymoon is for, but something 'special', sentimental. ????

the ring is the something special and sentimental... Besides what your gonna give her in the bedroom
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08-11-2015, 02:56 PM
(08-11-2015, 02:51 PM)XenoMorph Wrote: the ring is the something special and sentimental... Besides what your gonna give her in the bedroom

A lesson in life-long disappointment?
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08-11-2015, 03:03 PM
(08-11-2015, 02:31 PM)bengal_fan_in_toronto Wrote: nothing.  the ring and honeymoon should be enough.

(08-11-2015, 02:51 PM)XenoMorph Wrote: the ring is the something special and sentimental... Besides what your gonna give her in the bedroom

I'm all for that too.  But she's already got me something.  I can't not get her something now.   

What about a charm bracelet?   

and yes, Xeno, what i give her in the bedroom is already something special.    :blush:
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08-11-2015, 03:36 PM
a rabbit

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08-11-2015, 03:39 PM
(08-11-2015, 01:58 PM)BengalHawk62 Wrote: Your wife on your wedding day?  You boys got any ideas?  I'm looking to not spend a fortune, since that was what the ring and honeymoon is for, but something 'special', sentimental.  ????

I literally just got my fiance this for her wedding gift. A nice jewelry box from pottery barn. 

http://www.potterybarn.com/products/mckenna-large-jewelry-box/?pkey=cjewelry-boxes-accessories%7Corg-jewelry-boxes%7C&&cjewelry-boxes-accessories|org-jewelry-boxes|
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08-11-2015, 04:57 PM
Make her give you something. She's gonna be draining your energy, your patience and your bank account for the rest of your life.
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08-11-2015, 05:26 PM
(08-11-2015, 03:03 PM)BengalHawk62 Wrote: I'm all for that too.  But she's already got me something.  I can't not get her something now.   

What about a charm bracelet?   

and yes, Xeno, what i give her in the bedroom is already something special.    :blush:

I did buy my soon to be wife some jewerly to wear during the wedding. although i never got the matching piece (a ring) for me.
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08-11-2015, 06:13 PM
Get her pregnant.
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08-11-2015, 06:17 PM
(08-11-2015, 04:57 PM)Beaker Wrote: Make her give you something. She's gonna be draining your energy, your patience and your bank account for the rest of your life.

Really Beaker?

You are the last guy who should be talking about a wife draining your bank account.
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08-11-2015, 06:22 PM
A prenup. Unless, of course, she's rich.
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08-11-2015, 07:16 PM
(08-11-2015, 06:13 PM)jason Wrote: Get her pregnant.

The gift that keeps on giving.
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08-11-2015, 08:38 PM
(08-11-2015, 03:03 PM)BengalHawk62 Wrote: I'm all for that too.  But she's already got me something.  I can't not get her something now.   

So, her gift you you is a complete secret? Any inkling at all what she might have spent? If we had some more information it would make it an easier process.

Failing that, I like the photo album/smack-on-the-ass/sandwhich idea. Hey, it's honest.
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08-11-2015, 09:46 PM
(08-11-2015, 07:16 PM)Tiger Teeth Wrote: The gift that keeps on taking.

Fixed.
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08-12-2015, 12:01 AM
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08-12-2015, 09:23 AM
A brand new kitchen set complete with sandwich board.

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08-12-2015, 10:34 AM
(08-12-2015, 09:23 AM)Interceptor Wrote: A brand new kitchen set complete with sandwich board.

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Kitchen sets and vacuums are for birthdays christmas and anniversarys

You can always get her a puppy... nothing says love like getting up @ 4 am to walk the dog hahahaha
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08-12-2015, 12:11 PM
(08-11-2015, 07:16 PM)Tiger Teeth Wrote: The gift that keeps on giving.

Ah, you're confusing that with herpes.
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