Profession by Political Affiliation

[Rotobeast]

(04-05-2016, 01:52 PM)GMDino Wrote: See, I was going to say the Carpenters.

But I'm too classy for that.

We need a ninja in a tuxedo smiley, now.

[*michaelsean*]

I thought talking about Catholic schools on a thread about religious rights in the military was a hijack. Hell I'm a rookie.

[fredtoast]

(04-05-2016, 01:42 PM)Nately120 Wrote:

Hotel New Hampshire?

[Rotobeast]

(04-05-2016, 02:02 PM)michaelsean Wrote: I thought talking about Catholic schools on a thread about religious rights in the military was a hijack.  Hell I'm a rookie.

[*Nately120*]

(04-05-2016, 02:02 PM)michaelsean Wrote: I thought talking about Catholic schools on a thread about religious rights in the military was a hijack.  Hell I'm a rookie.

I usually try to give a thread 3 pages of bs argument before I start derailing things.  I sort of jumped the gun this time.

[SteelCitySouth]

(04-03-2016, 01:57 PM)treee Wrote: I wonder what the difference between an environmentalist and an environmental scientist is.

One is an activist that relies on the other actually doing real work.

[SteelCitySouth]

(04-03-2016, 05:07 PM)rfaulk34 Wrote: How come every damn time they have one of these things, or when you have to fill something out regarding the business, there's never any mention of a Locksmith??

As if any of you ****ers could get by without us?!

Freaking jabroni ingrates...

Nothing a brick can't do.

[SteelCitySouth]

(04-04-2016, 12:44 AM)rfaulk34 Wrote: Bump keys only work under certain situations. 

Typically in your mom's bedroom.  

[*rfaulk34*]

(04-05-2016, 05:07 PM)SteelCitySouth Wrote: Nothing a brick can't do.

A brick can't fix your stupid door lock when it breaks and you can't lock it, jabroni!

[*rfaulk34*]

(04-05-2016, 05:08 PM)SteelCitySouth Wrote: Typically in your mom's bedroom.  

Just don't forget the WD-40.

[SteelCitySouth]

(04-06-2016, 02:55 AM)rfaulk34 Wrote: A brick can't fix your stupid door lock when it breaks and you can't lock it, jabroni!

The hell it can't.  Set up a swinging brick triggered by the opening of the door.  If someone not living in the house opens the door they get Home Aloned right in the face with a brick.

You locksmiths aren't all that creative.

[*rfaulk34*]

(04-06-2016, 12:42 PM)SteelCitySouth Wrote: The hell it can't.  Set up a swinging brick triggered by the opening of the door.  If someone not living in the house opens the door they get Home Aloned right in the face with a brick.

You locksmiths aren't all that creative.

What happens when Grandma comes over unannounced?

[Rotobeast]

(04-06-2016, 02:22 PM)rfaulk34 Wrote: What happens when Grandma comes over unannounced?

She gets bashed and WD-40ed, I'd wager.

[SteelCitySouth]

(04-06-2016, 02:26 PM)Rotobeast Wrote: She gets bashed and WD-40ed, I'd wager.

Gramma should lean her place. 

[Bengalzona]

(04-05-2016, 01:31 PM)wildcats forever Wrote: You do know that you're going straight to Hell, don't you? No passing GO, or collecting $200. Just the old bee line to Hell itself....

Well I do post on these boards after all....

[Brownshoe]

(04-03-2016, 11:06 AM)Benton Wrote: Pro poker player surprised me. All the guys I know who make/made a living playing poker or pool, the majority would have been conservatives, either out of their personal beliefs or reliance on tax breaks to have their playfession.

Most of the money poker players make don't get taxed since the government can only see the profits from tournaments, and they make most of their money on cash tables. So they can techinally say they are in poverty even if they made 100k that year

I used to play poker professionally for a few years.

[Benton]

(04-06-2016, 10:56 PM)Brownshoe Wrote: Most of the money poker players make don't get taxed since the government can only see the profits from tournaments, and they make most of their money on cash tables. So they can techinally say they are in poverty even if they made 100k that year

I used to play poker professionally for a few years.

Valid point. Tournament winnings used to be taxed at 30%, though. Which you can offset with gambling losses thanks to tax breaks.