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(07-23-2015, 02:51 PM)SunsetBengal Wrote: The Amish are non-violent "people!"
BUT IT PAYS TO KNOW GERMAN
An Amish Farmer walking through his field notices a man
Drinking from his pond with his hand.
Th...e Amish Farmer shouts: "Trinken Sie nicht das Wasser,
Die Khe und die Schweine haben hineingeschissen!"
Which means: "Don't drink the water, the cows and pigs have shit in it!"
The man shouts back: "I'm a Muslim, I don't understand your gibberish.
Speak English, Infidel!"
The Amish Farmer shouts back in English: "Use two hands, you'll get more!"
Muslim is a language?
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(07-24-2015, 10:39 AM)Benton Wrote: Muslim is a language?
I have a feeling American was replaced with Muslim for this joke. Oh, and infidel was tossed in there because Muslims say that.
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(07-24-2015, 01:10 PM)Nately120 Wrote: I have a feeling American was replaced with Muslim for this joke. Oh, and infidel was tossed in there because Muslims say that.
"Silence! I keel you! Infidel!"
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(07-24-2015, 10:39 AM)Benton Wrote: Muslim is a language?
(07-24-2015, 01:10 PM)Nately120 Wrote: I have a feeling American was replaced with Muslim for this joke. Oh, and infidel was tossed in there because Muslims say that.
But, what about where it's implied the Amish may not be people?
(07-23-2015, 02:51 PM)SunsetBengal Wrote: The Amish are non-violent "people!"
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(07-24-2015, 05:11 PM)SunsetBengal Wrote: ![[Image: 10659342_10152734983511489_3713203591398...e=5651CE78]](https://scontent-iad3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/10659342_10152734983511489_3713203591398742918_n.jpg?oh=876796c631e5f7643bf2f221759800d5&oe=5651CE78)
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