03-08-2016, 12:17 AM
(03-07-2016, 11:35 PM)Rotobeast Wrote: Lord of the Stings: A Bobbitt's Tale ?
A musician friend of mine from Detroit his father loved sausages. Had to have them all the time. The friend and other members of his family kept warning their father that due to the high fat content and cholesterol that sausage may someday kill him.
One day a dump truck ran a stop sign and hit the car he was driving broadside killing him instantly.
The driver of the truck last name was Wurst or Wurster, German translation for sausage.
Sausage killed him.
The autopsy revealed he had clean heart, no blockage in the coronaries.
