04-08-2016, 10:19 PM
(04-08-2016, 05:52 PM)GMDino Wrote: Do I have to powder my privates while I do it?
Seriously though, and I mean this to forward the conversation not to be snarky, you presented a bizarre situation that I have never heard anyone ever say happened. Ever.
So it deserved a "WTF" IMHO.
I could ask if everyone would be OK with a guy measuring his dick with a tape in the men's room mirror...but it doesn't happen.
You only have to slap it against the mirror, real quick, then measure the print left behind. Easy peesy.
Dick prints are especially funny when your buddy happens to leave his phone somewhere.
*slap* dick print
Say look Charlie, someone left you a magic mushroom.
Damn....I'm tired....zzzzzz