05-17-2016, 09:36 PM
(05-17-2016, 06:03 PM)fredtoast Wrote: I just laughed at them and said, "Sure, you just beat my ass, but at least my penis is smaller than yours."
That usually shut them up.
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I used the same joke to diffuse arguments in high school.
"Oh yeah!?!? Well I've called a small dick!"
And they'd look confused for a second and then laugh!
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