It's Draft Time: Impeachment Edition

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(04-01-2017, 01:13 PM)Rotobeast Wrote: That's to be even more likely, now that the Net Neutrality bill passed.
Anonymous claims to have the tape, but was keeping it as an ace.
Look for them to use it as a bargaining chip, if they actually have it.

That is a golden chip to rival the golden ticket in Willy Wonka. Kind of appropriate since Trump's favorite color is gold and the world may soon see his Willy!

Keeping it as an ace though, is a little tougher to work out. Ace of Spades, Clubs, Diamonds, Hearts... not familiar with an Ace of Lemons... wait, I think I got it: Donny Boy was at the CLUB in Moscow and this stripper named DIAMOND stole his HEART. He wanted to go bareback so he demanded she be SPADE in the back room before they went to the shower room together. He knew he had every ace in the deck covered in this story, so he proceeded to get covered in some bubbling crude, Jaundice Juice, Leninist Lemonade, Putin Pee. While so doing I am sure you discerned from that last bit he was dancing around like another millionaire who fell ass backwards into his fortune, J.D. Clampett.

As Paul Harvey used to say, "And now you know the rest of the story." When you see it on Red Tube shoot me a text confirming this hot take. Can't wait to be vindicated. As for watching - hell, I still haven't seen the Pamela and Tommy Lee video. I am so behind on my celebrity porn viewing. If only spinach would do for my forearms what it did for Popeye's...