It's Draft Time: Impeachment Edition

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Quote:Week in Review:

1) Trump opens the week by retweeting convicted felon and fellow Christian adulterer D'Nesh D'Sousa claiming once again the Nazis were non-violent innocent victims at the SF rally.

Then follows up with a Mother Teressa quote

2) Transcripts of known Russian Mafia associate Felix Sater become public where he is quoted as saying "Our boy can become President of the U.S. and we can engineer it. I will get all of Putin's team to buy into this. I will manage the process"

3) In between tweeting at the "fake media" and other assorted enemies Trump begins to focus on Harvey's devastation 

4) Trump arrives in Texas and praises crowd turnout for his speech in the middle of a disaster

5) Rumors abound that Mueller enlisted the NY AG to prosecute Manafort since POTUS pardons do not apply to state crimes

6) In the middle of Harvey's devastation Trump tweets about Hillary Clinton again.

7) In a rare moment of near humility the WH Ogre with Uncle Ruckus Eye Syndrome admits repealing Obama's disaster relief EOs may have been a bad idea.

8) Multiple Pro-Trump accounts retweet pictures of Condaleesa Rice claiming it is Michelle Obama shopping during a natural disaster and claiming Obama was golfing during Katrina.

9) A draft of the original letter to fire Comey surfaces. It clearly states he is being fired for the Russia investigation. Trump's lawyers did not allow him to release it but client/lawyer privilege does not apply because both Pence and Miller saw it. This also contradicts Pence's previous statements on Comey's firing

10) After Trump supporters bragged that Trump had put North Korea in it's place like no POTUS before, North Korea lobs a GFY class missile over Japan

11) Mueller enlists the IRS CI unit in Russia probe

12) In between taking credit for the previous administration's economy and tweeting about Texas Trump once again retweets bot profiles that regularly post noted Neo-Nazi Ben "Zyklon B" Garrison's art work

13) Trump gives a speech about his tax plan. It becomes clear there is no plan for reform on his end just the usual tax cuts

14) WaPo runs a story stating Trump signed an agreement to build Trump Tower Moscow nearly to the day he announced he "had no ties to Russia at all" during the election

15) Trump continues to focus on Texas and has less Trumpian moments. Even taking pictures with black children (proving he isn't a racist) and serving food to victims in an actual Presidential moment

16) GOP law maker Ron DeSantis who ignored 8 BENGHAZZZEYYY investigations that cleared the administration of all wrongdoing attempts to enact legislation giving Mueller a 6 month time frame to finish his investigation

17) Rep Rorabacher famed from the WaPo tape where he and Trump were accused of being on Putin's payroll continues to push for a pardon for Assange.

18) Trump attacks South Korea trade agreements in the middle of escalating North Korean nuclear brinksmanship

19) Gen Mattis tables Trump's trans-ban saying they need 6 months to determine how to go about initiating the ban. This is seen by most as a stall as most of the brass are against the ban

20) In a shocking move Paul Ryan stands up to Trump and says he is against DACA repeal

21) The President's babysitter Gen Kelly is said to be removing famed reality TV nutcase Omorosa from the WH staff for triggering Trump with fake news stories.

22) It is announced the US will search Russian Consulate in SF both offices and staff apartments.

23) Trump's own DOJ announces they have found no evidence that Obama "tapped" Trump's wires.Shooting down a favorite Trump lie. Trump supporters notably quiet on this one.

24) Trump tweets that he may stop trade and business with any country (China) trading with North Korea.

What did I forget???