09-03-2015, 12:21 PM
(09-03-2015, 12:01 PM)Benton Wrote: But more importantly, why was Fred trying to get a seal that eats pizza? Lonely? Maybe he wanted to go clubbin?
It's a long story. I first went to the sea mammal dating site looking to meet some dolphins. I have this thing for blowholes. So I never imagined I'd end up with a cute little seal like Shaggy. We met as part of this three-way hook up with a bottlenose and we just clicked.
He would always get "frisky" when I wore my fireman uniform. Then we would chill out and eat pizza.
