President Trump installed a room-sized golf simulator at White House

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(02-14-2019, 12:43 PM)Nately120 Wrote: Perhaps.  The long version is I showed up and I was the only one on the team who hadn't spent his whole life playing golf with his old man.  Then I noticed everyone else there had country club memberships and I asked my parents if we could join the country club so I could...you know...golf.  They acted like I was crazy.  I got cut about 2 practices in, told the coach thank you and went back to playing soccer like the low-class Italian-American loser I was.

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