Pennsylvania Church Will Bless Assault Rifles In Preparation For Christ’s Return

[Sociopathicsteelerfan]

(02-27-2019, 07:21 PM)TheLeonardLeap Wrote:
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1773560/
"Jesus returns to 1970s Los Angeles to clean up the streets... one thug at a time."

I like that he's still carrying the cross.  Wouldn't putting that thing down be the first item on your agenda?

Also, that slide needs to be cleaned and lubricated and Jesus has horrific trigger discipline.